sarahsingletono98
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I need some quips for bartending
So many fakes
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"Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life."
sarahsingletono98
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
My top 2 have been:
i am not your momma if you come here to bitch, you have to pay, and I still won’t agree
i am not your girlfriend so telling me about your wife.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
I had to think long and hard whetehr to give that a "luv" or a "haha"...
That's a scary thought!
sarahsingletono98
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
You trying to say you didn't see the smoke and smell the hair burning?!?!? Sheesh! How unobswrvant can you be?!?!?
Did you really need to use more then one question mark? It's also "unobservant" btw. At least mock me correctly.You trying to say you didn't see the smoke and smell the hair burning?!?!? Sheesh! How unobswrvant can you be?!?!?
My observation is nailed. As for smoke and burning, you're talking to someone that used to roleplay as a hellhound that got transformed into a fire dragon.
Oh. I'm smelling myself. Ok, at this point I need a lava bath.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Ahhh... Gonna go for the "one key to the left typo" cheap-shot, eh? I knew you wuz worthless and weak
(And yes, I'm still getting used to this new-to-me keyboard and how it types different from the one that used to be my primary - It's a biit mushier-feeling, and the "home-row dots" on the F and J keys aren't as pronounced as on the other one, so it's easy for me to be a key off one way or the other - LQaya inrwearinf ro rype moat od LINE BWDOEW YOU NOTIXW RHr you'ew rypinf qirh youe lwdr hNS IA ONW KWY LWDR OD QHWEW IR BWLONFA~ - Err, I meant "Always interesting to type most of a line before you notice that your left hand is one key to the left of where it belongs!" You can get some truly bizarre looking (and only rarely very intelligible) messes.
Used to use that stuff - But not in the bath - Just for getting the grease off my hands after doing some wrench work. Too rough for the "tender bits", doncha know...
Panda Chen
Zooville Settler
It is the internet. Most people aren't going to be who they seem to be and hear especially. There are so many things that a person can't say without giving clues to identity. There are also a lot of horny people on the internet. That is how it is and if you look to be wanting something, someone is going to try to take advantage of that. It is how users work, they look for vulnerability and ways to promise what you want to get what they do.
Also most of the people who would actually be able to help you understand what it is to be a good zoo aren't going to let you anywhere near their companions until you prove yourself over time.
Patience is a virtue and also very necessary in this community. In multiple ways.
Also most of the people who would actually be able to help you understand what it is to be a good zoo aren't going to let you anywhere near their companions until you prove yourself over time.
Patience is a virtue and also very necessary in this community. In multiple ways.
Thought so. Those harder keys can make typing difficult can't they?
Yes. This is why I need to have the "real talks" with people. It will bother people at first. But I deal with honesty. We're real people with real thoughts and feelings. Once you put people in that spot then they can't really fault it. Just got to get the hang of handling brats.
Exactly.
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
7 months down the line, and nothing has changed.
Exactly as expected because it almost always goes exactly as this has gone.
People ask why they cant be successful here, others tell them why, and how to correct that for better results, and then the person(s) asking do nothing different than they were from day one.
I dont understand the why of it. Unless they have no intentions of ever doing anything. It seems simple enough to change the approach you use if you arent getting the results you desire, yet, people rarely ever do change the approach.
Same approach, same results.
Exactly as expected because it almost always goes exactly as this has gone.
People ask why they cant be successful here, others tell them why, and how to correct that for better results, and then the person(s) asking do nothing different than they were from day one.
I dont understand the why of it. Unless they have no intentions of ever doing anything. It seems simple enough to change the approach you use if you arent getting the results you desire, yet, people rarely ever do change the approach.
Same approach, same results.
Sadly in any and every sexually oriented site I’ve ever been on, there are fakes and fappers. They show themselves pretty quickly who they are. The old saying goes…you gotta kiss a lot of frogs
Panda Chen
Zooville Settler
They don't want to change. They want to do what they please and have no consequences. They don't really care or they convince themselves that they are right and not the problem. That others are against them or ignorant. They have no ability to let themselves be wrong because though they act tough are incredibly fragile inside. So they don't learn and blame others for their actions.