So i am living in a city and i don't have acces to a any animal so i was thinking could working in a farm be a viable solution? Because i want to fuck a mare so badly.
Is it a good ideea to work on a farm?
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Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
No it is not a good idea ?
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Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I hear you. Myself, I am considering becoming a priest and entering a monastery because I want to fuck a nun so bad....
Fenjumping and moral issues aside, having a full time job *just* cause you want to stick it in a warm hole seems quite overkill.
First thing. Have you interacted with horses (normal way) and found you can comunicate with them and grown real afection for any?
And yes, looks like a good idea to have a temporal job at a farm (without benefits) to see if things are 'bout as good as you think they are. You may find farm life a bit less poetic than advertised...
Fenjumping and moral issues aside, having a full time job *just* cause you want to stick it in a warm hole seems quite overkill.
First thing. Have you interacted with horses (normal way) and found you can comunicate with them and grown real afection for any?
And yes, looks like a good idea to have a temporal job at a farm (without benefits) to see if things are 'bout as good as you think they are. You may find farm life a bit less poetic than advertised...
But why?No it is not a good idea ?
Yes i have interacted with a horse before. I know farm life is not glamorous but i don't care. I will do my chores and fuck some mares after.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Fair enough
That is not so fair ?
You might be fucking my mare they are hosting there and I am the oddball who sort of dislikes sticking it in "surprise! human creamy mess".
Reality check:
For a city guy it is way easier to own a mare than a dog. There are affordable hostings that will take care of her when you can not take her out for walkies three times a day, call the vet when needed. You are basically not alone.
If you look for a job, I am sure they can find someone who needs to get rid of a mare you like, plus a good deal to keep *your* mare there ?
1st I don't care i am dishonest.
2nt I will do my best to not get caught but this is a risk i will take.
Ted Danson Machine
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Enjoy your incoming ban
Can you elaborate how is it easier to own horses than dogs in a city?
Not if i shot the farmer first.
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hughydewey
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That is not a good take on the situation my guy, you're basically saying you don't care what we say, you're just gonna do it anyways. If that's the case then why ask in the first place? And jesus christ, did you really just threaten to shoot a farmer just to fuck his horses? Holy crap this all went downhill REAL fast
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
how soon until he is banned ???
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Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Boarding. Spend what you'd spend on a new car monthly, enjoy your horse. Whatever is more important to you.
Shooting the farmer?
Trolls commit forum suicides this days ?
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hughydewey
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Definitely one of the most unhinged posts I've seen in my short time here, no doubt about it. This guy has to be trolling
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
After threatening to kill a farmer for not letting fuck his mares? Not long, I guesshow soon until he is banned ??
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Looks like he's trying to speedrun his banning, so not longhow soon until he is banned ??
mareman123
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as others have said: obvious you don't care
i'll throw out some more realistic pieces for you though: any barn that can afford extra help and afford to pay you enough to move, there will be cameras. the barn owner will have cameras and the horse owners will have cameras separate from the barn owner.
next: your attitude showed through quite quickly, so that goes back to any barn that pays enough is going to fire you before you get a chance to build a relationship with a mare because you can't hold your cool with people that think like you on some subjects, let alone you hold your cool with people who don't
you could have gotten reasonable advice from others, i'm going to say my piece of logic for others that might be thinking the same but i suspect you're either a troll or will eventually end up in the news
i'll throw out some more realistic pieces for you though: any barn that can afford extra help and afford to pay you enough to move, there will be cameras. the barn owner will have cameras and the horse owners will have cameras separate from the barn owner.
next: your attitude showed through quite quickly, so that goes back to any barn that pays enough is going to fire you before you get a chance to build a relationship with a mare because you can't hold your cool with people that think like you on some subjects, let alone you hold your cool with people who don't
you could have gotten reasonable advice from others, i'm going to say my piece of logic for others that might be thinking the same but i suspect you're either a troll or will eventually end up in the news
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Hopefully the latter
Well fuck you too.
At least my mother is a human unlike yours who is a bitch.
canecorso
Citizen of Zooville
A farm is a great place to build up the necessary skills for animal ownership, but if you think you'll arrive there and slay horse pussy left and right, then you will be rather disappointed. These things take time. Always first consider the option that no animal wants you, and treat everything else as a bonus.
You remind me of Kyle Rittenhouse. Stop doing that.
I was also gonna predict 60 minutes in your future.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
That is one of my favorite lines lol
Of course. I don't expect to start pounding right away. I know i have to be patient. In the beginning i will do my job and later see what i can do.
I'd say "yes" as people like you belong in ditches on ranches, but I don't want an honest person to have to deal with the burden of your existence, so "no".
You belong in a mental hospital.
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