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AngryGoose

AngryGoose

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If Seth MacFarlane went bald he would look like George Costanza from sienfeld
 

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bayareacpl said:
Throwing tomahawks at strangers. Random people, for literally no reason, all the time. Probably my most common daydream. Never held a tomahawk in my life. ??‍♀️

Also, clipping masterlocks into the ears of people with gauged piercings.
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Are you my spirit animal??
 
I wish I had the power to snap my fingers and take clothes off on random people in the street. Especially the ladies who walk their dogs in the park ???
 
If vowels are defined as having more than one main sound, then the letter "C" in the English language is a vowel...

That, and it's completely redundant; one can replace "C" entirely with either "S" or "K", with no grammatical recourse (other than it looks weird)
 
Why does anyone live in Gotham City?? Imagine trying to go to work but you can't drive cause there's a traffic jam caused by a guy made out of clay going on a rampage, you try to catch the train but they're down because a guy with a bowler hat has strapped bombs to the train conducters that will explode if they don't solve a riddle. You decide to ride your bike to work but you accidentally bump into a luchidore wrestler on steroids who breaks your spine with a punch then a guy with 3rd degree chemical burns on one side of his body flips a coin to see if he calls you an ambulance or if he just robs you and leaves you there... Then a crocodile man emerges from the sewers and eats you
 
AngryGoose said:
Why does anyone live in Gotham City?? Imagine trying to go to work but you can't drive cause there's a traffic jam caused by a guy made out of clay going on a rampage, you try to catch the train but they're down because a guy with a bowler hat has strapped bombs to the train conducters that will explode if they don't solve a riddle. You decide to ride your bike to work but you accidentally bump into a luchidore wrestler on steroids who breaks your spine with a punch then a guy with 3rd degree chemical burns on one side of his body flips a coin to see if he calls you an ambulance or if he just robs you and leaves you there... Then a crocodile man emerges from the sewers and eats you
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Where The Penguin man grew up and raised since early childhood to the elderly age? How he survived? How did he get rich while hiding for so many years? Where did he get his army of penguins and how did he acclimatize them to the conditions of Gotham City? Where has he been hiding them all along?
 
Valkiria said:
Where The Penguin man grew up and raised since early childhood to the elderly age? How he survived? How did he get rich while hiding for so many years? Where did he get his army of penguins and how did he acclimatize them to the conditions of Gotham City? Where has he been hiding them all along?
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Nah he was only raised by penguins in the movie, in the comics he systematically killed his family to get their fortune.... Idk where he gets and stores his penguins though
 
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