Shit, beat me to it!Yeah
Well you would be in for some disappointment valley yote is a straight up guy.I’d take that wild looking k9 any day, she’s like a feral version of my girl!
Not if you polish it.Hmm those columns are marble if memory serves me right...maybe take a chunk and fashion it into a dildo - marble is porous though, which isn't something you want in a dildo.