Fuck marry kill

[kittenpussy]

Would you fuck, marry, kill the last porn you watched?

? kill


? marry

Fuck

 

[pes]

Marrying porn? Is that the next level of objectophilia?

Almost whenever I watch horse porn in the woman section here for reviews, I would kill a few participants there (None of them have 4 legs.)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I only watch porn for the stories so I can't answer this without my biases affecting the results...

 

[pes]

I only watch porn for the stories

Intriguing. The last porn I saw was apparently about a very thirsty woman wanting to steal the water bowl from a dog. Then she awkwardly waved her tongue near his penis and that is where I got lost.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Intriguing. The last porn I saw was apparently about a very thirsty woman wanting to steal the water bowl from a dog. Then she awkwardly waved her tongue near his penis and that is where I got lost.

Wow, how avant garde

 

[pes]

But to answer your question.

Concept of marriage does no apply.
I would never kill a dragon.
I would definitely fuck one (although who is fucking who when the animal is 5x your weight is questionable):

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

(although who is fucking who when the animal is 5x your weight is questionable):

Damn it @pes, now I'm gonna have nightmares about my little pony mare riding me in the cowgirl position

"Death by Snu Snu"

Spoiler: Mare Cowgirl

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Damn it @pes, now I'm gonna have nightmares about my little pony mare riding me in the cowgirl position

"Death by Snu Snu"

Spoiler: Mare Cowgirl

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Nightmares he says............more like a dream come true lol

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Nightmares he says............more like a dream come true lol

Eh, it is about the only possible position I've never tried with a mare, though I'd personally prefer doing so with a Falabella than my pony as death by snu snu isn't what I want listed as cause of death ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Eh, it is about the only possible position I've never tried with a mare, though I'd personally prefer doing so with a Falabella than my pony as death by snu snu isn't what I want listed as cause of death ?

Snu snu, the forbidden fruit. lol

 

[calikennelmaster]

Intriguing. The last porn I saw was apparently about a very thirsty woman wanting to steal the water bowl from a dog. Then she awkwardly waved her tongue near his penis and that is where I got lost.

Sauce or gtfo

 

[pes]

Sauce or gtfo

https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/old-italian-movie.17107/

 

[calikennelmaster]

https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/old-italian-movie.17107/

Lololololol no way..... I thought for sure you were joking.

Foreign Films.. so artsy.

I'll give her credit on conserving water and choosing to drink directly from the dog.. but the fact she didn't get his knot out of the sheath was concerning. You know how uncomfortable that can be.

Who do I talk to around here to get questionable material reviewed? This film offended my delicate sensibilities.

 

[pes]

but the fact she didn't get his knot out of the sheath was concerning

A dog is ok with a full knot in the sheath as long as you do no try to get it out.