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Alien sex

Umm, Aliens huh. I suppose if would depend a LOT on what said alien's body type or xeno type was.

it would be quite egocentric to think that we puiny Humans are the ONLY Life out there.
 
Pillar said:
Maybe non-dangerous, intelligent humanoids at most. Otherwise a big pass from me. (Anyone seen Species?)
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Yeah ... If they looked like that but didn't kill you I might say yes ?
 
BlueBeard said:
How many here believe we aren't the only ones in the universe?
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I don't know but I am one of them.

Pillar said:
Maybe non-dangerous, intelligent humanoids at most. Otherwise a big pass from me. (Anyone seen Species?)
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As dog zoo I found the alien from The Thing to be really hot, initially. :husky_grin: Turned messy though. As for humanoid female aliens with a thing for killing humans I'd recommend Under the Skin. Hardly action, but great acting and an underrated movie in my humble opinion.

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Coś (1982) ⭐ 8.2 | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

1h 49m | 18
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Pod skórą (2013) ⭐ 6.3 | Drama, Horror, Mystery

1h 48m | 16
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Galaxy Quest comes to mind all the sudden. Where the ship's mechanic stays behind because sex with the octopus-like alien is so good. LOL
 
Oh, and as a kid? -- Frick. Star Trek. I fell in love with so many of the female aliens they met. Who was the blue chick? Did like a belly dance or something? And my own mom fell in love with Kahn. But that's because he was played by Ricardo Montalban, and she just went stupid whenever she saw him in anything.

Switch to Star Wars -- any creature in that interesting? Wookie sex, anybody? Ewok?
 
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Impossible to say. Think about it, we're more closely related to the bacteria crawling around on the toilet seat than any alien species. Who knows what kind of crazy, unfamiliar, and imcompatible methods of reproduction they might have. I mean, most of us here are into mammals. Would we even know what to do with or even want to mess with something that's not recognizably a cock or a pussy?
 
Yeah. I'd end up getting my crotch magma-cauterized letting a Vulcan mind meld session with a Horta get freaky. Probably not as fun as it sounded back in my BDSM days.
 
BlueBeard said:
Yeah. I'd end up getting my crotch magma-cauterized letting a Vulcan mind meld session with a Horta get freaky. Probably not as fun as it sounded back in my BDSM days.
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Just spitballing here on horrific mating practices you can find even here on earth. Male bedbugs stab through the female's abdomen with their penis to fertilize them. Not something most women would like if scaled up. If I remember correctly, octopus rip off their 'penis' and give it to the female to use at her leisure. In certain species of spiders, the male purposely lets himself get eaten in the fertilization process. In deep sea angler fish, the male is comparatively tiny, and latches onto the female FOREVER and just kind of melts into her flesh, basically just providing occasional sperm donations (that's probably actually someone's fetish now that I think of it.)

Now just imagine these things are human sized alien creatures. That's going to make for a confusing and potentially dangerous mating.
 
I'm pretty sure there is other live out there. Our sun system is just one of many in our galaxy. So i think mathematical, considering how many sun system there are, it must be more than just us.
 
BlueBeard said:
Switch to Star Wars -- any creature in that interesting? Wookie sex, anybody? Ewok?
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Wookies are canine enough. (y)

Wookie <-> Woofie
Chewbacca <-> chew + соба́ка (Russian for "dog")

But can I see an erect penis first? I don't want to find out that their knots are too big when it's already inside me.
 
Okay, yes. Introducing angels as aliens. Undercover lover, anyone? :)

 
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