I don't fap. I flick the bean. Does fap mean a guy wanking his cock? Or can it go both ways? Can a female fap away???I'm not really interested in indulging horndog fantasies. But hey, imagine her however you want and fap away!
I don't fap. I flick the bean. Does fap mean a guy wanking his cock? Or can it go both ways? Can a female fap away???I'm not really interested in indulging horndog fantasies. But hey, imagine her however you want and fap away!
100% sure you are a man pretending to be a woman. Seems I'm not the first one to notice, either.I don't fap. I flick the bean. Does fap mean a guy wanking his cock? Or can it go both ways? Can a female fap away???
Think what you want. You can come visit me in Australia if you want.100% sure you are a man pretending to be a woman. Seems I'm not the first one to notice, either.
No doubt about that. I have no doubt that he handled it far better than most of us would.What a smooth save! Can't say I'd be as level-headed if asked something like that. I'm definitely keeping that response in my back pocket.
hope u made a appointment for a checkup then?She Casually asked when was last time you had your check up....
Yes I had to wait until she was done then she did a thorough check up...hope u made a appointment for a checkup then?
Not rabies but Vitamin B12hope u got ur rabies shot
ThanksVets will generally all ask on a first visit, just say you don't plan on spaying unless it's medically necessary. If they push the issue beyond your comfort level simply find a new vet. "This guy is fucking his dog!" is not what comes to mind when somebody refuses to spay, so don't worry about that. Most will be respectful of your choice.
Indeedhope u got ur rabies shot
If that's something that can be cross-referenced with veterinary records, I strongly suggest deleting this photo.View attachment 514798
That's what I wearing my ankle... My first Master took me to local vet and I was registered...
I took my Dog to vet for his checkup and Vet noticed my Tag .. She Casually asked when was last time you had your check up....
No it can't... Had it for yearsIf that's something that can be cross-referenced with veterinary records, I strongly suggest deleting this photo.
Good call regardless. Posting something with a unique identifying number that you own is a very bad idea.If that's something that can be cross-referenced with veterinary records, I strongly suggest deleting this photo.
This issue is whether or not they report you to your local law enforcement. I don't know about where you live, but over here they'd take away your current loved ones and prevent you from ever getting any more animals at the least, probably with some jail time to go with that.Who gives a fuck what the vet thinks?
Uh, for not getting your dog spayed? Thats illegal now? For all other issues, unless you literally just creampied her in the vet parking lot, I would imagine you just treat it like a normal health issue and dont assume the vet thinks youre fucking her. Just say she stays outside a lot, drags that cookie in the dirt and mud lol. Having the confidence of acting like you belong somewhere eliminates the anxiety and fear you have of being somewhere. Same applies to the vet. You are just an adult bringing in your dirty dog becauzs of some discharge. They dont know youre fucking her unless you literally say it.This issue is whether or not they report you to your local law enforcement. I don't know about where you live, but over here they'd take away your current loved ones and prevent you from ever getting any more animals at the least, probably with some jail time to go with that.
"Suspicion" in the context of this thread means suspicion of bestiality, and yes that is in fact illegal in most places.Uh, for not getting your dog spayed? Thats illegal now?
Fair enough, I was going based on the original post, where OP was worried specifically about not getting his 5 week puppy spayed. I assume the 9 pages of posts eventually steered the topic to suspicion of bestiality, which is a whole different ball game"Suspicion" in the context of this thread means suspicion of bestiality, and yes that is in fact illegal in most places.
The rest of what you said I agree with. There's no reason to get overly concerned, vets typically aren't going to think you're fucking your dog just because you don't get them spayed.
For me it is important to have a good relationship with our vet. Because in my experience it makes things easier when something happens.Anyone that worries about this type of thing likely aren't adults. Who gives a fuck what the vet thinks? You owe absolutely no explaination to them about anything. Apply this thinking to everyone else in your life.
I agree, after using 6 different vets, I found my perfect one half an hour outside the city. Dude is so chill he only sees like 10 patients a day maybe. This one actually agreed when I said I wouldn't neuter. He said "neutered or un-neutered both have their problems but for bigger dogs its best to keep em intact. Just be sure he doesnt get loose and has puppies" I can tell he was purposefully advising against his ingrained vet school propoganda.For me it is important to have a good relationship with our vet. Because in my experience it makes things easier when something happens.
I've often wondered why people just don't play dumb and say that your female dog was exposed to a male dog. To my knowledge, a vet isn't doing a DNA test or anything, but I'm curious, what sort of evidence would a Vet need to find to report the person? How exactly could they tell if their sexual partner was a human and not another dog?Yes most vets well good one will know if your dog is sexually active but it is not know if they are having sex with another dog or human
In all my years of being a vet its almost impossible to know if a dog is sexually active with another dog or person. it would be a judgement of the owner witch is still just an option not factsI've often wondered why people just don't play dumb and say that your female dog was exposed to a male dog. To my knowledge, a vet isn't doing a DNA test or anything, but I'm curious, what sort of evidence would a Vet need to find to report the person? How exactly could they tell if their sexual partner was a human and not another dog?
That's what I was thinking. I could be wrong, but I'm of the opinion that their fearful reaction is what convinces the vet somethings up. Which is why I always thought it'd be easier to deflect any accusations with a joke and saying she was around male dogs.In all my years of being a vet its almost impossible to know if a dog is sexually active with another dog or person. it would be a judgement of the owner witch is still just an option not facts
At least if you cum in your female dog it would be possible.I've often wondered why people just don't play dumb and say that your female dog was exposed to a male dog. To my knowledge, a vet isn't doing a DNA test or anything, but I'm curious, what sort of evidence would a Vet need to find to report the person? How exactly could they tell if their sexual partner was a human and not another dog?
Would there be a reason to collect a sperm sample or even to look at it? How long does cum stay inside her or how recently would someone have to cum in her for the vet to be able to collect the sample? Also why would a vet even be looking there to begin with?At least if you cum in your female dog it would be possible.
If a sperm sample could be collected from her, the shape of dog and human sperm cells is diffrent. That could be identified with a microscope.
Would there be a reason to collect a sperm sample or even to look at it?