Zoo jokes/memes/funnies?
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Bluephoenyx
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Oh my, that's a total BUST
I like jokes that offend lots of groups.
Back in the British colonial era...
Sir Harold arrived at his favorite clubhouse in Africa after a prolongued visit back to England. He was catching up with friends when he noticed someone was missing.
"Where's Shmedley?" he asked.
Answer: "Oh, Shmedley has been kicked out of the club."
"Dear me. What happened?"
Answer: "It seems Shmedley was having an affair."
Sir Harold pondered for a bit. Then, being somewhat acquainted with politics, he asked "With whom was he having this affair?"
Answer: "Well, it wasn't so much a whom as a what."
Sir Harold: "A what?!"
Answer: "Yes, it seems Shmedley was having an affair with a gorilla.
Sir Harold had to take a moment to take this information in. "A gorilla... male or female?"
Answer: "Oh, female of course. Nothing basically wrong with Shmedley."
Back in the British colonial era...
Sir Harold arrived at his favorite clubhouse in Africa after a prolongued visit back to England. He was catching up with friends when he noticed someone was missing.
"Where's Shmedley?" he asked.
Answer: "Oh, Shmedley has been kicked out of the club."
"Dear me. What happened?"
Answer: "It seems Shmedley was having an affair."
Sir Harold pondered for a bit. Then, being somewhat acquainted with politics, he asked "With whom was he having this affair?"
Answer: "Well, it wasn't so much a whom as a what."
Sir Harold: "A what?!"
Answer: "Yes, it seems Shmedley was having an affair with a gorilla.
Sir Harold had to take a moment to take this information in. "A gorilla... male or female?"
Answer: "Oh, female of course. Nothing basically wrong with Shmedley."
Valkiria
Citizen of Zooville
luvzumare
Tourist
I'll see if I can find more since you like them so much.This crap for the white women is already getting banal and annoying.
Valkiria
Citizen of Zooville
Keep it for yourself, thank you.I'll see if I can find more since you like them so much.
SovetskiyKozel
Zooville Settler
This is it
www.youtube.com
Im guessing a lot of Horse Zoo,s can relate to this.
But you know it's worth every dollar right
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ah, so there was thus thread...
Lets toss some classics in. Believe it or not, I got them from a non zoo friendly site
Lets toss some classics in. Believe it or not, I got them from a non zoo friendly site
