what's the nastiest thing you have done? (read the rules)

[Bigfoort3love]

In any sexual situation (zoo, Not zoo, even alone) , what is the horniest, nastiest, or weirdest thing that you have done?

I, for starters, Drank my companion's pee. And i have given rimjobs to an old lover.

Would love to hear your thoughts.
W22

drank pee!

 

[cweathers]

Piss my boxer briefs and then sucked the piss out of them while I jerked off.

 

[raccoonlover420]

Piss my boxer briefs and then sucked the piss out of them while I jerked off.

Batman couldn’t have beaten this out of me.

Got a lickjob from the family dog. I know its pretty vanilla.

 

[ikanon]

Not sex related: But when I was doing some house repairs, I went to a construction market, on bicycle. Needed some parts for my poject. When I came out a dog like the one I had was left behind next to my biycle. I packed my goods, and absent minded took the dog, and began to go home. I even managed to think that it was stupid of me to take my dog along on this ride. Then the dog took the wrong way around a sign, and I noticed it was not even my dog. My own dog woud know to take the right way around a sign. I huried back with the dog and left it where it had been left by its owner, nobody noticed, no explanations needed.

 

[jasonmason]

I'd be banned if I say

 

[pes]

I'd be banned if I say

No, in fact that is enough.

 

[MashaSobaka]

No, in fact that is enough.

There was a member in another similar thread who wrote the same thing, I even responded to him saying it was very hot hawt IDK, hoping he would elaborate and describe what was "so secret", but he didn't respond...

I can't find it in the search, maybe it was cleaned up.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I've banned at least one other for saying something similar, might be the one you're thinking about.

 

[fedos]

Once upon a time, when I was learning about sexuality and my hormones were raging, I was sitting alone in the kitchen looking at the oatmeal that was left for me for breakfast. It had already cooled down a bit and was not hot. It was pleasantly warm and had an interesting viscosity A crazy idea came to my mind! I took a sock, put some porridge in it and started masturbating. At that moment there was nothing to compare it to, but the sensations were as if real!!! I really liked it) And of course, I threw the porridge away right in the sock

 

[MashaSobaka]

Once upon a time, when I was learning about sexuality and my hormones were raging, I was sitting alone in the kitchen looking at the oatmeal that was left for me for breakfast. It had already cooled down a bit and was not hot. It was pleasantly warm and had an interesting viscosity A crazy idea came to my mind! I took a sock, put some porridge in it and started masturbating. At that moment there was nothing to compare it to, but the sensations were as if real!!! I really liked it) And of course, I threw the porridge away right in the sock

 

[fedos]

Yes) it was almost like that, but no one caught me)

 

[Slutty Dragoness]

Met and gave a random guy head in a parks bathroom stall before leaving to head somewhere else lol

 

[kikibananaballs]

My ex wife 40 years ago. She was gangbanged all night. She squatted over my mouth and delivered all those loads of cum from her cunt and ass right there. All the men sat around and watched. I had to lick her clean. That night I was required to do some ATM as well.

Mmmmmm

 

[rejean]

To all the ladies who answered this post, I wanna say thank you, yo got me freaking horny, I would love to meet you all . On my part sadly, never had the chance to do things that would qualify for this post but if one of you girl is near by and wanna do crazy things I'm here for you.