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What's the closest you've come to dying??

AngryGoose

AngryGoose

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I did die once due to accidentally poisoning myself and was revived ??‍♂️

Idk, thought it could be an interesting way to give people insight to such matters
 
I guess the notable time was a motorcycle accident, we had someone break check us, twice and I lost grip and got thrown off in the middle of the highway.

There was once a suicide attempt when I was a young teenager but that obviously wasn't successful.
 
'05 skiing in Utah, high speed wipe out into the treeline. Skis hit a tree and bounced me around the side of it so came away unscathed, but this was just hours after seeing a guy pull a Sonny Bono.
 
dartel said:
'05 skiing in Utah, high speed wipe out into the treeline. Skis hit a tree and bounced me around the side of it so came away unscathed, but this was just hours after seeing a guy pull a Sonny Bono.
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What's a Sonny Bono??
 
Mountain Biking! My shoulder's still a bit funny. I rolled off two ledges, but no the BIG one, at least.

I learned my lesson, though, and... well... didn't change anything. But I haven't fallen recently?
 
Ive lost count, almost bled out when i was 3 due to blood nose in my sleep, countless times riding my pushy as a kid, fell of a 2 story shed roof, fucking around with bullets and nearly had a primer go through my face, even more close calls on the motorbike (got hit and run over 3 years ago)
 
dartel said:
'05 skiing in Utah, high speed wipe out into the treeline. Skis hit a tree and bounced me around the side of it so came away unscathed, but this was just hours after seeing a guy pull a Sonny Bono.
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Sounds more like a paltrow
 
Weckles said:
I guess the notable time was a motorcycle accident, we had someone break check us, twice and I lost grip and got thrown off in the middle of the highway.

There was once a suicide attempt when I was a young teenager but that obviously wasn't successful.
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I am glad u r okay?
 
It should have been when I was 16, few years ago, trying to cross a road with high trafic. Just stepped on the road and I felt very strong hand holding me and pulling me back. It was a huge man, who pulled me just in time. A car drove by where I was second ago. The man started scolding me, and I shook and cried. He started to calm me down. I can't remember how many times I thanked him through tears.
 
About to drown at 14. Thankfully it wasn't too deep, felt bottom soon enough and pushed back up (and towards shoreline) with all I had.
 
I had a mucus clot cut off my windpipe two mornings in a row. The first morning was the worst and I was about to pass out when my dad was able to dislodge it by punching my back.
 
Some interesting responses here, glad you are still all with us ?
I was dropped down the stairs as a baby.
As a child I was hit and thrown across the road by a car.
I stuck a knife in a turned on toaster as a child.
Slammed head first into the deck from a bucking horse.
Had a horse throw itself over backwards with me.
Running across train tracks (probably the dumbest thing ever).
Pushed a metal irrigation pipe onto power lines (spectacular light show).
Fell down a ditch having a pee whilst drunk and hit my head on a concrete block, woke up on my front with the water up to my chin. I’d been gone an hour.
Shot a fat lead weight from a catapult at some rocks and it flew back between my mate and mines heads. We both watched it come back in slow motion and our eyes met as it passed between us. Oh how we laughed.
Watching someone at work try to lift a 25 tonne rock with shitty chains and as I was clearing away they decided to go for it. The links gave way and audibly whizzed past me on both sides in slow motion (again!).
Driving at 250kph on the autobahn in an S600, the centre console phone rang, I looked down and then back up. I’d crossed three lanes of traffic and how I didn’t smash into the guardrail I still have no idea. That cured my need for speed.

I might be a cat.
Or a silly twat who’s just had something looking out for them.
 
Marengo459 said:
Some interesting responses here, glad you are still all with us ?
I was dropped down the stairs as a baby.
As a child I was hit and thrown across the road by a car.
I stuck a knife in a turned on toaster as a child.
Slammed head first into the deck from a bucking horse.
Had a horse throw itself over backwards with me.
Running across train tracks (probably the dumbest thing ever).
Pushed a metal irrigation pipe onto power lines (spectacular light show).
Fell down a ditch having a pee whilst drunk and hit my head on a concrete block, woke up on my front with the water up to my chin. I’d been gone an hour.
Shot a fat lead weight from a catapult at some rocks and it flew back between my mate and mines heads. We both watched it come back in slow motion and our eyes met as it passed between us. Oh how we laughed.
Watching someone at work try to lift a 25 tonne rock with shitty chains and as I was clearing away they decided to go for it. The links gave way and audibly whizzed past me on both sides in slow motion (again!).
Driving at 250kph on the autobahn in an S600, the centre console phone rang, I looked down and then back up. I’d crossed three lanes of traffic and how I didn’t smash into the guardrail I still have no idea. That cured my need for speed.

I might be a cat.
Or a silly twat who’s just had something looking out for them.
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Idk what emoji to use to react to that... How I'm the actual fuck are you still alive?! Have you entered the lottery?? Because idk if you're lucky af or extremely unlucky but you should give the lottery a go... ?
 
An illness when I was 13 that left me with a area of artificial skull and apparently the first operation could have gone either way
 
When i was like 10 years i fell into a well...I didn't know how to swim by that time but still somehow i managed to almost reach the surface and my dad pulled me out of there
 
Cancer...lymphoma, attached to my spinal cord leaving paraplegic for a while before the swelling in my spinal nerve endings reduced.
Multiple Rounds of Chemotherapy and blood transfusions plus stem cell transplant.
8 months on and still really struggling with fatigue ?
 
Drinking till you pass the fuck out! Idk what happened, I just had a fireball and kept having it. Was a few years ago. Having what felt like a semi was on top of my head was not pleasant the next day.
 
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