What was your worst zoo experience?

[naga]

Lemme hear dem stories :3

 

[pes]

I do not think I have any.

 

[ggdk]

Bucket collapsed under me, fell over backwards, bashed the back of my head against a tree root, and in the process ejaculated on my face and in my eyes. The only reason why I didn't pass out was because I hit a pile of manure.

I reckon Hollywood should turn this adventure into a 3 movies series.

 

[naga]

Bucket collapsed under me, fell over backwards, bashed the back of my head against a tree root, and in the process ejaculated on my face and in my eyes. The only reason why I didn't pass out was because I hit a pile of manure.

I reckon Hollywood should turn this adventure into a 3 movies series.

Holy hell, I am so sorry

 

[whatdoesdafox]

Bucket collapsed under me, fell over backwards, bashed the back of my head against a tree root, and in the process ejaculated on my face and in my eyes. The only reason why I didn't pass out was because I hit a pile of manure.

I reckon Hollywood should turn this adventure into a 3 movies series.

Unfortunate but hilarious

 

[JustAGSDEnjoyer]

Not quite as cinematic as ggdk's experience, but once as a young man I presented my penis to a cat for some licking. I did not make that mistake again.

 

[erphy]

After having hot sex with my girl on the couch in the livingroom, then an hour later realizing someone was still home in bed upstairs. Biggest gut-sink feeling I ever had in my life.