So, the situation. I'm a closeted zoo. I've never tried anything with an animal, but I would love too. I'm bottom by the way, so it's not like I could 'force' an animal to do anything. So, me and my mate (human one, so to say) have a dog Since may of this year. And he's great and beautiful and deserves all the pets I can provide. But I don't see him as a sexual being. Though he's a male dog in his prime. And I know ('cause I saw) my mate and a couple of friends being interested in him this way, Though I'm cold as fish. But I fantasise about other animals. Let's say, the ones I would never have a chance to have an intercourse with. Primates, dolphins... though I have an animal right here right now... so, your opinion? What the hell is wrong with me?