What are you doing right now?

[wolvesrain]

I'm going to be polite and all while I'm there. I'm going to be as straightforward and honest as I can be about them being for me and what I'm looking for and all. I'm not gonna be like "WHERE'S THE MOST REALISTIC LOOKING HORSE DILDO IN HERE!? THAT MOTHERFUCKER BETTER FLARE, TOO!"

I love your sense of humor

 

[missadventure]

Just finished feeding my son

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

Just finished feeding my son

chicken nuggets?

 

[missadventure]

chicken nuggets?

Not quite yet

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

chicken nuggets?

Not quite yet

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

I'm lying naked in bed. I just finished cleaning up after trying my new dildo.

 

[wolvesrain]

I'm lying naked in bed. I just finished cleaning up after trying my new dildo.

Good for you for cleaning up..

(*pats head) >-<

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Good for you for cleaning up..

(*pats head) >-<

If there had been more cum than just my own, it would have been better.

And/or more vaginas. Conspicuous lack of those.

 

[wolvesrain]

If there had been more cum than just my own, it would have been better.

And/or more vaginas. Conspicuous lack of those.

I personally can help with more of the first one as, I'd be my own!×-×!

That's all I bring to the table wooooohooooo

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Working in my bathroom to hang a new shower curtain rod.

While naked except for socks and headphones, wearing a glass butt plug, and speeding nuts and not sleeping.

 

[blijftniksover]

Besides holding my phone; absolutely nothing.

 

[AriesAngyl]

In my PJs, after glowing and sipping coffee

 

[knotyourlady]

Besides holding my phone; absolutely nothing.

dont lie man

 

[goonknot]

Watching Vikings season 6 finale, browsing site

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Working in my bathroom to hang a new shower curtain rod.

While naked except for socks and headphones, wearing a glass butt plug, and speeding nuts and not sleeping.

Now I'm going to buy a spark plug because hanging this fucking shower curtain rod isn't working because this apartment is fucking shit.

 

[wishboner]

unwinding

 

[-Slayer-]

Dying in bed from a hangover at 4am.

 

[sweetpanda0532]

Laying in bed, procrastinating getting ready, enjoying the slight wetness between my legs from reading all these forms.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Posting here from work instead of doing work because I'm pissed off.