Things you can say at a funeral and should not say during sex

[LustyGSD]

She's cold to the touch

 

[Steven Raccoon]

She looks better dead

 

[saddlebum66]

I think she's moved more in the last three days than she did in the last three times in my bed.

 

[CheryLeigh]

That’s the stiffest I’ve ever seen him

 

[Steven Raccoon]

She looks like a clown

 

[Michioliphant]

Is this going to take forever?

 

[Michioliphant]

What the Hell did they do to you, you’re almost lifelike!

 

[Pillar]

What the Hell did they do to you, you’re almost lifelike!

It's called formaldehyde. ?

 

[Ruben]

Thank you, Reverend.

 

[Wodfang42]

As soon as all the family and friends gather around we can start

 

[Farmhand640]

I really had better things to do today.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I wonder how much Coffin Polish costs?

 

[Pillar]

I'm so sorry for your loss.

 

[Farmhand640]

I really loved her sister

 

[ladluckin]

Well... we all seemed more surprised just at how long the old bird could last

 

[Zoohorseman]

I'd like to thank all of my friends and family for being here on this day

 

[Kristy]

I need to try necrophilia so bad, right now.

(It's no wonder this member to whom this reply is directed was banned, although, it could have been for another reason.)

 

[Schuppentier]

This is a realy nice church.

 

[mcgeebin]

Hope they screwed that butt plug tight

 

[splash2121]

Your sister blew me while you were in the shower when we were on that vacation in Cabo...

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

you gonna eat that?