Klondike bar
Tourist
What funny things can you come up with... I'll start
"I love you grandma"
"I love you grandma"
Things you can say at a funeral and should not say during sex
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ThisIsKnotLove
Tourist
She was too young
Michioliphant
BANNED
You wanted a closed casket right?
Lazyhoneybadger
Lurker
Do not pull it out from the hole.. ?
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Ruben
Guest
Rest in peace.
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
when you said you had Creamed your Genes, I had no Idea you meant Cremation.
Michioliphant
BANNED
I need to try necrophilia so bad, right now.
Michioliphant
BANNED
Is it cold in here or just you?
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Is there food at this part of the funeral?
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Damned if that mortician doesnt know the tricks
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Dammit, Jim...I was an electrician, not a Doctor!
Humanimal
BANNED
Some grandma’s are lovely, ? so could be ?
Michioliphant
BANNED
You look almost lifelike
That's a compliment as my soul inside is dead!
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I'm your Uncle Ernie, I'm glad you won't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...
Keldra1993
Tourist
Well shes is old snd stiff
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
This is the "Stiffest" he's been in twenty years....
Michioliphant
BANNED
“This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
So that's like..
"Fuck me, I'm dead... "
H
Horny4
Guest
Uncle Bob is dead honey
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
CheryLeigh
BANNED
I never liked you anyway so….. byeeeeee
ThisIsKnotLove
Tourist
So sad to see another one die this way
H
Horny4
Guest
The undertaker should have put a smile on his face
he died having sex with the 20 year old neighbor girl.
he died having sex with the 20 year old neighbor girl.