Sex toys for cows

[Animallover]

Ece Tan designs sex toys for cows to make farming practices more pleasurable

An insemination dildo and an udder massager feature in the Happy Cow collection of conceptual sex toys, which Central Saint Martins graduate Ece Tan has developed for bovines based on common farming tools.

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Not that anybody would want any of these but I just thought it was interesting.

 

[StokRose]

Well I find it quite the turnon thinking of pleasuring a cow with a dildo.
Its already been proved statistically that pleasuring a sow sexually when inseminating increases likelihood of success significantly. Its becoming a widespread practice to pleasure her by stroking her tits and it works.
I guess if similar research shows it will work on cows too, possibly we might soon see artificial insemination done with sperm-inducing cow dildos.
I'd find that hot somewhat. Thinking if some guy or gal just doing his or her job, pounding a sweet cow until she orgasms, then squeezing the sperm into her. I dont think I could do that without getting a hardon.

 

[kampekarhu]

Whatafuck ???

 

[egoldstein]

Whatafuck ???

That's not completely absurd, clitoral stimulation of sows increases the rate of successful AI and has become accepted practice.

 

[kampekarhu]

That's not completely absurd, clitoral stimulation of sows increases the rate of successful AI and has become accepted practice.

well, I know as I have inseminated cows myself for the past 7 years, pigs are different in artificial insemination, they usually need the presence of a boar to get pregnant better. but each in his own way

 

[egoldstein]

well, I know as I have inseminated cows myself for the past 7 years, pigs are different in artificial insemination, they usually need the presence of a boar to get pregnant better. but each in his own way

Sure these weren't designed for actual use, they're designed for provoking thought and discussion. It's been more than 20 years since I did AI with cattle, so I am not up to date on the methods or findings.
Still quite amusing and it would be kinda nice for the cows to get a better time than an arm up the ass and a wand up the cootchie as was common in the days when I was doing it.

 

[StokRose]

Sticking my arm up a cow's ass would probably get me hard too ?

 

[EponasDevotee]

Human arrogance and ignorance is beyond amazing. Many years past I used to consult in equine artificial insemination and found that pleasuring a mare during insemination markedly increased the conception rate. Humanity's issues with sex and sexuality disgust me and only adds to my misanthropy. This is part of the issue we zoophiles/zoosexuals have with humanity at large, their ignorant, speciesist viewpoint on life!

 

[ZETA_256]

Human arrogance and ignorance is beyond amazing. Many years past I used to consult in equine artificial insemination and found that pleasuring a mare during insemination markedly increased the conception rate. Humanity's issues with sex and sexuality disgust me and only adds to my misanthropy. This is part of the issue we zoophiles/zoosexuals have with humanity at large, their ignorant, speciesist viewpoint on life!

One of my biggest frustrations with people is when you try to present valid contradictory statements, or evidence on this subject, they don't want to hear it. I am very disheartened in people, with what I have seen in my lifetime. Something that should be very easy to see and understand, apparently isn't for many. I think a lot of it has to do with conditioning and the natural biases people experience. We should all want more from the world around us, beyond consumption. There is so much to learn, experience, and discover, outside of what people generally seem to be conditioned to. It is something we need to work towards and fight for. The path won't be so straight forward unfortunately. I just try to share my views and hopefully have more of a positive influence on the world around me, rather than a negative one, for when I eventually have to leave...