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frogulus

frogulus

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I’ve been a constant user for a couple of weeks now, but I never formally introduced myself:

I am a massive bird lover, the little sweetings take up most of my spare thoughts, and all of my hobbies either centre around or involve birds. Naturally, this also effects my sex life, which is entirely dedicated to them. If you have any unique stories about your experiences with birds, sexual or not, I would love to hear them!
I am an artist in many fields, and I hope to eventually become commission worthy, though I’m not even halfway there yet.
 
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Welcome.
As long as your sexual interests are safe for birds. Which you have so far demonstrated to be. You will be fine.
 
pes said:
Welcome.
As long as your sexual interests are safe for birds. Which you have so far demonstrated to be. You will be fine.
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To my dismay, a part of me absolutely is interested in penetrating a bird. But of course, the thought of hurting a bird, especially for a brief moment of physical pleasure, is beyond repulsive enough for me to be certain I will never attempt it.
In other words, my lust for their bodies is thankfully held in complete check by my absolute admiration of them.
 
Sadly, ostriches aren’t quite as interesting to me as other birds, they just seem so distant somehow.
I am curious about ducks and a couple other waterfowl, I know they have phalluses, but I have always just assumed that they aren’t as vigorous with them, I think I’ll have to look into them.
 
I never thought that was the the issue, duck penises are way bigger than ours, occasionally up to 40cm, and swans & geese are bigger than a lot of dogs
Of course, if I ever engage with one there will be a mountain of research beforehand.
 
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I never thought that was the the issue, duck penises are way bigger than ours, occasionally up to 40cm, and swans & geese are bigger than a lot of dogs
Of course, if I ever engage with one there will be a mountain of research beforehand.
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It is not just the length but also the width. I have not seen a swan dick, but what I have seen was a lot thinner.
 
Then there is obviously the whole issue of aligning the correct bodyparts. As far as I understand it, the female has to prepare the vaginal entrance herself, it does not work like a typical mammalian vagina.
 
Well hello 👋

From what I've seen of your posts here you are a pretty interesting guy :gsd_happysmile:

I have no sexual interest in birds what so ever, but I am massive fan of Corvids (crows, magpies, ravens, etc) in general. Their intelligence and social structures are really fascinating to observe.
 
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It is not just the length but also the width. I have not seen a swan dick, but what I have seen was a lot thinner.
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Dang, it looks like ducks are too thin, geese are too short, and swans live too far away to even bother looking into. It does seem like I might be able to finger a duck, but it doesn’t seem like fucking one is a good idea.

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Then there is obviously the whole issue of aligning the correct bodyparts. As far as I understand it, the female has to prepare the vaginal entrance herself, it does not work like a typical mammalian vagina.
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Vaginal? Don’t you mean cloacal XD
If a duck ever presented herself to me, I would definitely struggle to not at least give her a nice long tonging, even in public

I’m going to do more research into penetration, it seems like it may be possible, but I doubt it is, may as well give it a thorough rundown though. I don’t want to miss out on the off-chance it is possible.
 
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One day when I have the option I will set up one of those bird feeders with a camera feed. Provide food and get to view them up close, what could be better :gsd_happysmile:
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I’ve become enough of a local in my own yard for birds to approach me without the promise of food, a wild barn sparrow even let me hold her once, she didn’t fly away for at least ten minutes despite being more than able to, it was amazing having a wild bird walking around my hands, one of the highlights of my life for sure
 
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If you don't mind me noting, for a guy loving birds, your avatar is an odd choice!

Still, more power to your brand!
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I actually kind of dislike cats compared to other animals, this image was just really funny to me
The full image has the caption “Do not chase the red dot,” “for it is an illusion.”
You’re the second person to mention this, I might have to draw myself a new pfp, with similar pallete and proportions to keep recognizablility
 
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pes said:
I studied it a lot for my dinosaur stories. :D
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I’m not personally interested in dinosaurs, but it’s neat that you’re interest has lead to you researching birds

pes said:
That is true for every bird. Some even have two vaginas. :D But it is less common, most species have only one functional oviduct.
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I did know that, I just don’t realize that the terminology would be “penetrated the vagina” rather than “penetrating the cloaca”, for a second there I thought they had two separate holes, the thought of that kind of weirds me out funnily enough
 
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I’m not personally interested in dinosaurs, but it’s neat that you’re interest has lead to you researching birds
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Birds are dinosaurs. :D
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I did know that, I just don’t realize that the terminology would be “penetrated the vagina” rather than “penetrating the cloaca”, for a second there I thought they had two separate holes, the thought of that kind of weirds me out funnily enough
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They do. There is a whole bunch of holes in the one common hole.
The corkscrew cock has to go somewhere and it goes through the vent and in the vagina.
 
pes said:
They do. There is a whole bunch of holes in the one common hole.
The corkscrew cock has to go somewhere and it goes through the vent and in the vagina.
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I knew the cloaca was a joint of several tubes, but I just never thought of addressing cloacal penetration as vaginal based on the duct
 
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pes said:
You are missing on a lot. :p
The art is beautiful, they can be pure sexy and the stories are hot. :D
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I don’t know why I’m not interested, other than birds snakes are my second choice, so it isn’t the scales. It might just be arms…, or maybe it’s just because I haven’t been up close and personal with them, nevertheless I’m sadly not all to interested in them

Dangit wait, I like dragons too XD
Why don’t I like dinosaurs XD, it isn’t that I haven’t checked them out
 
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It may be that I’m more interested in cuteness than sexiness. I know that’s why I prefer most birds over ones like ostriches or shoebills even though they’re just as sexy, the dragons I like are also typically more “cute” dragons: my profile banner comes to mind
 
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