Interrupted by... A spider

[frenchdoglover80000]

Good lord, I hate spiders, I was jerking off on my sofa watching a stallion handjob video, my girl was licking me as usual, having good time, and suddendly saw in the corner of my sight, a black tegenenaria spider, 1.5 inches big, running on my sofa ?? towards me, never jumped off the couch so quickly ?

ever experienced something similar y'all ? ?

 

[btwiamazoophile]

One time I was giving my dog a BJ and all of a sudden I was eye-to-eye with an engorged tick on his belly, right near his sheath ?

I didn't notice at first because he's so fluffy lol. Definitely a bit of a mood killer although he still had his fun.

 

[frenchdoglover80000]

One time I was giving my dog a BJ and all of a sudden I was eye-to-eye with an engorged tick on his belly, right near his sheath ?

I didn't notice at first because he's so fluffy lol. Definitely a bit of a mood killer although he still had his fun.

Gosh... I hate ticks too ? when I pet my girl I can recognize immediately the feeling of a tick on the tip of my fingers...
This is horrendous especially when you remove them and you see their tiny lil' legs moving around and their big fat abdomen ?

 

[K9Evangelist]

 

[STRIPE69]

? Spiderman costume warning! ?

If you happen to get a Spiderman fancy dress costume for a party, whatever you do don't get drunk and fall asleep in the bath ? You won't be able to get out ??