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Hottest Pokémon?

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If you were transported to the Pokémon world and were given a full list of anyone from the Pokédex where would you start? Personally I would go for Salazzle (you’d never guess) because the idea of an intoxicating poisonous seductress is very appealing to me
 
There are tons of reasons to get down with the ‘Zard. Big build so there’s lots to hold onto, and they’re a fire type so it would be extra warm to enter/be entered. Solid choice!
 
Woah, yeah, you're pretty good at forming it into words, I suppose. "The 'Zard" lol, yeah I think the build's what attracted me the most
 
I consider myself a bit of a writer and an open minded one at that :3 saw it’s definitely gonna find its way into some posts haha. Saw you’re from NS, might send a pm later when I get the ability to!
 
Yeah, nice to see people on this site can be more literate than, say, other strictly horny sites. And yep! NS personally, don't have the ability to PM quite yet either- And... not gonna lie, when I tried to check out where you're chatting from, your banner was like... a good jumpscare, lmao
 
Hahahahah yeah i figured it’d help to stand out! Gotta find out how to edit stuff on my profile so I can flesh it out a bit more though
 
Aw man, you might be my motivation to decorate a lil more, cuz this big ass "B" Is NOT cutting it, maybe... a Charizard... lmao
 
Magcargo is 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit, that's almost twice as hot as the surface of the sun. I do believe that makes it cannonically the hottest.
 
Ooh, my list is quite long. Here goes!

Ponyta
Ponyta.png(Galar variant)Ponyta-Galar.pngRapidashRapidash.png(Galar variant)Rapidash-Galar.pngSkiddoSkiddo.pngGogoatGogoat.pngGirafarigGirafarig.pngFarigiraf (one of my most favorites)Farigiraf.pngMareepMareep.pngBouffalantBouffalant.png
 
Fauna775 said:
Ooh, my list is quite long. Here goes!

Ponyta
View attachment 682085(Galar variant)View attachment 682086RapidashView attachment 682087(Galar variant)View attachment 682088SkiddoView attachment 682089GogoatView attachment 682090GirafarigView attachment 682093Farigiraf (one of my most favorites)View attachment 682098MareepView attachment 682102BouffalantView attachment 682104
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And some more.

BlitzleBlitzle.pngZebstrikaZebstrika.pngWoolooWooloo.pngDubwoolDubwool.pngVirizionVirizion.pngMudbrayMudbray.pngMudsdaleMudsdale.pngMandibuzzMandibuzz.pngSomething funny about mandibuzz is that their Japanese name is "vulgina". It's a portmanteau of "vulture" and the name "Regina" though.
 
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Fauna775 said:
And some more.

View attachment 682115View attachment 682116View attachment 682118View attachment 682119VirizionView attachment 682120View attachment 682121View attachment 682122MandibuzzView attachment 682123Something funny about mandibuzz is that their Japanese name is "vulgina". It's a portmanteau of "vulture" and the name "Regina" though.
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And even more.

Galarian zapdosGalarianZapdos.pngEspathraEspathra.pngDeerlingDeerling.pngSawsbuck (another of one of my favorite pokemon)Sawsbuck.pngStantlerStantler.pngWyrdeerWyrdeer.pngGlastrierGlastrier.pngSpectrierSpectrier.png
 
BigFanOBread said:
Hear me out on this one: Charizard. No idea why my mind went to that, but I love it, and I'm sticking with it.
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100% agree, whenever I think about Charizard I think about the "I Choose You" comic by x03 where the trainer figures out his Charizard is a male when he tries to fuck it and ends up frotting with it with his entire body and then fucks the sheath 🤤
 
I’m just going to copy what Fauna did and just like list them out :)
I also have a lot 😭

(from left to right)
Note: some of the stranger/odd choices on this list I would never actually partake in sexual activity with its real life counterpart in any way, shape, or form.

Zebstrika
I like horses a lot
Scolipede
I have no clue why but they just turn me on so much
Lapras
fish
Lucario
my lovely boyyyy
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Luxray
I friggin love Luxray so much, their so awesome and cool and I want to sleep with them
Solgaleo
Lion daddy that won't let me go until their done
Arcanine
How could I knot like Arcanine?
:husky_wink::husky_wink:
(get it?)
Mudsdale
this one is self-explanatory
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Sylveon
I like sylveon's color scheme a lot... and not because I want to be a woman.
Decidueye
hot and cool owl man
Aurorus
I like the neck flap things
Milotic
snake fish

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Charizard
Just like mentioned at the top of the thread, Big, Grabbable, and warm either inside or out.
Nickit
Foxes are hot
Incineroar
hot cat daddy (I like tall buff men)
Zoroark
lovable fluffy twink
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Vaporeon
Quadruped fish (you know why)
Delibird
I could not tell you why I am attracted to Delibird becauses I do not know myself
Talonflame
I think cloaca's are interesting and it makes me horny (also I like the design of talonflame a lot)
Noivern
Big bat that can spoon me in bed with its wings 10/10
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Corviknight
idk something about them just turns me on a lot and I can't explain it
Cinderace
cute bunny twink :)
Arbok
I always thought that doing it with a snake would be cool (not in real life obviously)
Quaquavel
their so flamboyant and gay its hard for me not to want to hop into bed with them (hope I don't ruin their hair)
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Dragonite
same thing with charizard but dragonite doesn't have that sexy look in their eye but I still like them, would cuddle
Liepard
cat
Suicune
I like big dogs a lot (one of my favorite dog breeds is a Bernese mountain dog)
Marill
small and loveable like a plushie
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Keldeo
Horse
Typhlosion
Again, Big, fluffy, and can pin me down with little to no effort at all.
Lycanroc
Cookies are tasty
Midnight Lycanroc
I can fix them (with a good time (I'm the bottom))
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Garchomp
You don't understand, I wanna be dominated by garchomp so bad its not even funny
Serperior
Grass snake
Miraidon
Looking at miraidon makes me short of breath because of how much they turn me on, I need them in me like right now
Furfrou
cute dog goat thing
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Xerneas
I like looking at them a lot
Emboar
Big Burly pokemon that would destroy me in bed and then cuddle me gently afterwards
Mismagius
Hot but i would literally not be able to touch them
Machamp
LOOK I LIKE BIG DOMINANT MEN, OKAY!
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Goodra
wet and slimy and huggable
Pikachu
honestly I've seen a lot of explicit pikachu online recently and honestly I like looking at it sooo.
Urshifu
I'm not even gonna bother explaining
Samurott (Hisuian Variant)
I wanna cuddle with them while I'm asleep
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Rapidash
you know why
Pangoro
...
Absol
dog
Boltund
another dog
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I have more but this has taken me far longer then it reasonably should
 
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Fauna775 said:
And even more.

Galarian zapdosView attachment 682124EspathraView attachment 682125DeerlingView attachment 682126Sawsbuck (another of one of my favorite pokemon)View attachment 682127StantlerView attachment 682128WyrdeerView attachment 682129GlastrierView attachment 682130SpectrierView attachment 682131
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Now for a really weird one... female oinkologne (on the right).OinkolognePokemon.png
If that isn't convincing, take a look at some of the card art.

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Shiny variant
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those eyes...1748251637281.pngMy favorite of the bunch. She's literally hogging the couch!

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