Gimme your best 1 liner

[TheZipper]

Senorita, you are making my love stump grow! (you have to say it to her using a Spanish accent) ?

 

[lonelybitch]

"Its knot what you think."

I love it

 

[Marengo459]

Aliens made me do it.

 

[Marengo459]

Help, I’ve fallen and appear to be stuck...

 

[MrsShemon]

"I fell"

 

[zoovilleguest1]

"You touched me and I fell apart, bright as the Sun I'm crashing like a falling star into you."

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.


I don't know why

 

[MrsShemon]

"Always eat yellow snow, it might be beer"

 

[Puhp]

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

 

[Lauren]

I always wanted to do that, one day I might.

 

[beardeddude84]

I misplaced my keys and was trying to get them back....

Or

I dropped something and it just kinda happened