Gimme your best 1 liner

[30dirtyacts]

You get caught with the animal of your choice by who/how ever many people you imagine....whats you best one line response?

 

[Sasha6904]

"Its knot what you think."

 

[Isleofdogs]

"Eh, its excactly what it looks like!"

 

[Cajlatsa]

"Relax - We are Just Birds of a Feather flocking together!"

 

[Goattobeloved]

"Seriously. Did you teach him THIS trick??"

 

[Vivianxox]

I was driving on the highway when I saw a sign that said "rest stop 5 kilometers" and I was like wow, that's pretty big

 

[4EverCharm]

No need to be concerned, I am a doctor

 

[DatewithNine]

"This isn't where I parked my car?"

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you live around here often?

 

[Mare Lover Max]

Hold her tail because it blocks my entrance

 

[TheZipper]

“I can explain….”

 

[bee18]

Tell me more

 

[Mare Lover Max]

"do you like it too"

 

[gentlestuduk]

"She started it"

 

[bee18]

Who......Me???

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That outfit is very becoming on you. And if I were that outfit I would becoming on you too.

 

[bee18]

The world is full of shit

 

[Chiara2003]

Ur sooo HOTT!!!!!…… u having the flu?

 

[bee18]

Is it in?

 

[gentlestuduk]

"Parental guidance needed"

 

[4EverCharm]

Ur sooo HOTT!!!!!…… u having the flu?

Must be the Ray Bans and the Rocket in my pocket

 

[Chiara2003]

Must be the Ray Bans and the Rocket in my pocket

Nope… I thinking I sick???

 

[4EverCharm]

I like mine better.... just sayin

 

[Chiara2003]

But mine funny!?

 

[4EverCharm]

But mine funny!?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[gentlestuduk]

"Why would God make them feel so good?"

 

[bee18]

To be or not to be

 

[TheZipper]

You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you use an inhaler? Because dat ass ma!