Genuinely, what would you do in this public scenario?

[Red_Neptune]

What would you if you're on a walk and an owner and their Dog greet you, but the Dog starts putting their snout in your privates area and the owner notices and is okay with it?

 

[PadFoot]

I mean dogs do this anyway. I doubt the owner would just let it happen either. I’d politely push the dog out of my crotch and continue down the road.

 

[pes]

I mean dogs do this anyway. I doubt the owner would just let it happen either. I’d politely push the dog out of my crotch and continue down the road.

Exactly.
I have a dog, so my reflexes for directing the snout elsewhere are top notch. I carry treats on me almost all the time and any dog I meet goes directly for them. So I deflect snouts like a pro.

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

So I deflect snouts like a pro.

 

[bayareacpl]

I usually walk with my working dogs. Assuming it were even possible without them becoming aggressive, I’d direct the owner to resolve the issue before it becomes unsafe for all involved. Controlling your animal is your responsibility. Do it, or don’t bring them in public.

 

[Falltrash]

I'd also push the snout off, and probably laughed a little and commented something light and funny to the owner

 

[doornaildorthy]

I'd also push the snout off, and probably laughed a little and commented something light and funny to the owner

What would you say that would be funny? You must smell the peanut butter I had on early on.

 

[Falltrash]

What would you say that would be funny? You must smell the peanut butter I had on early on.

Heh, I'm not sure, I didn't think what I actually would say. Maybe something like "haha, someone's a bit excited"?
...Okay, it's not even funny

 

[humfis]

Obviously I would pull my pants down and let them do their thing...

 

[Bloit]

I'd just shove my head in their owner's crotch. See how he likes that xD

 

[Goattobeloved]

Happens every so often while walking my dog.
I just keep talking to the owner or whatever I am doing and do not look or interact.

If they get intense just move a little to a side.

It is usually the owner getting unconfortable and pulling away, so I just reassure them it is no problem.

It is quite a normal canine "hello" to check the others crotch and check if the smell is in the markings around the zone, so nothing bad.

 

[FireSoul]

I would hope we all would have enough self control in this situation.

 

[K9bottomcurious]

I would discreetly find out how interested the owner is in allowing me to come over to submit for playtime - with both if possible

 

[kyhorse]

Push them away. That’s not appropriate.

 

[K9bottomcurious]

Push them away. That’s not appropriate.

Heh, I'm not sure, I didn't think what I actually would say. Maybe something like "haha, someone's a bit excited"?
...Okay, it's not even funny

Actually I was thinking I would say the same thing