embarrassing moments

Meh might as well..
I got my first medical issue fairly recently and as God is my witness it had to be one of my testicles...
Went to two of our local doctors and thus 2 separate physicals.. Not fun having strangers fondling your nuts..
Finally went to a specialist and after another physical inspection the doc sent me to the MRI devision to get scanned.. At this point I was getting impatient and wanted this behind me as quickly as possible..
As luck would have it a young woman comes in about my age.. She asked quite hesitantly if I'd prefer it if a male did the scan..
I said I don't mind because im so used to doctors down there I just want it over with..
I completely missed the hint that she asked indirectly if she can get out of rubbing a strangers balls for 20min..
Quickly realized this after she started..
She then put on about a handful of loob on my nuts and used a hand held MRI machine and basically rubbed me for what felt like forever.. The level of awkwardness throughout the process was thick as Christ.. Not one word was spoken.
When she was done she couldn't get out of that room quickly enough and a separate doctor came in to tell me the results..
I didn't even have the opportunity to say shit sorry..
 
Tetra234 said:
Meh might as well..
I got my first medical issue fairly recently and as God is my witness it had to be one of my testicles...
Went to two of our local doctors and thus 2 separate physicals.. Not fun having strangers fondling your nuts..
Finally went to a specialist and after another physical inspection the doc sent me to the MRI devision to get scanned.. At this point I was getting impatient and wanted this behind me as quickly as possible..
As luck would have it a young woman comes in about my age.. She asked quite hesitantly if I'd prefer it if a male did the scan..
I said I don't mind because im so used to doctors down there I just want it over with..
I completely missed the hint that she asked indirectly if she can get out of rubbing a strangers balls for 20min..
Quickly realized this after she started..
She then put on about a handful of loob on my nuts and used a hand held MRI machine and basically rubbed me for what felt like forever.. The level of awkwardness throughout the process was thick as Christ.. Not one word was spoken.
When she was done she couldn't get out of that room quickly enough and a separate doctor came in to tell me the results..
I didn't even have the opportunity to say shit sorry..
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I had a fungal infection between my legs (no, not from sex, but when you work the whole dayon a construction site, and it's summer, and you are sweating, and you rub open your skin between your legs, a fungal infection is not an uncommon thing)
So I go to see the doctor, and when I come into the room there is also a 20-25 year old woman who currently has an internship, and the doctor asks me if it's okay when she's staying to learn.
I had no problem with it, but o boy she got a red head like a tomato when I said what the problem is xD
 
Not zoo specifically, (or I suppose it kinda is?) but I was experimenting with gelatin eggs anally. Went to work the next day and, oh boy, here come the remnants.
That's when I learned the hard way that warm gelatin goo will instantly harden in the cold toilet water and stick to the bowl 🤦‍♂️ and better yet, someone was waiting for the stall after me. So he got to see my human shit flavored jello creation. He flushed twice trying to get it down and probably failed lol 🤣
Shared a couple of awkward eye contact moments as he shopped around the store I work in after that........ 🥲
 
Tetra234 said:
Meh might as well..
I got my first medical issue fairly recently and as God is my witness it had to be one of my testicles...
Went to two of our local doctors and thus 2 separate physicals.. Not fun having strangers fondling your nuts..
Finally went to a specialist and after another physical inspection the doc sent me to the MRI devision to get scanned.. At this point I was getting impatient and wanted this behind me as quickly as possible..
As luck would have it a young woman comes in about my age.. She asked quite hesitantly if I'd prefer it if a male did the scan..
I said I don't mind because im so used to doctors down there I just want it over with..
I completely missed the hint that she asked indirectly if she can get out of rubbing a strangers balls for 20min..
Quickly realized this after she started..
She then put on about a handful of loob on my nuts and used a hand held MRI machine and basically rubbed me for what felt like forever.. The level of awkwardness throughout the process was thick as Christ.. Not one word was spoken.
When she was done she couldn't get out of that room quickly enough and a separate doctor came in to tell me the results..
I didn't even have the opportunity to say shit sorry..
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Yeah even in that moment you can't even say "thank you" LMAO its ackward no matter how you look at it.
 
Tetra234 said:
Meh might as well..
I got my first medical issue fairly recently and as God is my witness it had to be one of my testicles...
Went to two of our local doctors and thus 2 separate physicals.. Not fun having strangers fondling your nuts..
Finally went to a specialist and after another physical inspection the doc sent me to the MRI devision to get scanned.. At this point I was getting impatient and wanted this behind me as quickly as possible..
As luck would have it a young woman comes in about my age.. She asked quite hesitantly if I'd prefer it if a male did the scan..
I said I don't mind because im so used to doctors down there I just want it over with..
I completely missed the hint that she asked indirectly if she can get out of rubbing a strangers balls for 20min..
Quickly realized this after she started..
She then put on about a handful of loob on my nuts and used a hand held MRI machine and basically rubbed me for what felt like forever.. The level of awkwardness throughout the process was thick as Christ.. Not one word was spoken.
When she was done she couldn't get out of that room quickly enough and a separate doctor came in to tell me the results..
I didn't even have the opportunity to say shit sorry..
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Went thru that myself a few years back. Then there was surgery to remove an abscess followed by a month of having a visiting nurse come by daily to change packing in the wound until it was fully healed. I finally got over the embarrassment about the weekend the final week started.
 
K9Duke697 said:
Went thru that myself a few years back. Then there was surgery to remove an abscess followed by a month of having a visiting nurse come by daily to change packing in the wound until it was fully healed. I finally got over the embarrassment about the weekend the final week started.
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Yea it really sucks and it's not like one chooses the disease.. you're just as uncomfortable as they are
 
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