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ukmdevon40

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So last week I was a bit drunk and.ordered a dog dildo.
My Mrs kind of knows I'm into k9 fun and she has admitted when drunk and shagging that she has looked at Japanese dog porn. The dildo will turn up in a few weeks time when it's the cold light of day. How do I explain it?
 
ukmdevon40 said:
So last week I was a bit drunk and.ordered a dog dildo.
My Mrs kind of knows I'm into k9 fun and she has admitted when drunk and shagging that she has looked at Japanese dog porn. The dildo will turn up in a few weeks time when it's the cold light of day. How do I explain it?
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Tell her the truth bro haha.. Don't lie to her.

Tell her exactly that: you were drunk and bought it cause you thought it might be fun.
If not its no big deal, and we can trash it.

You might be surprised at her reponce! You might have fun.

Worst case, you waisted 60-100$.
If you can't talk about that stuff.. Why be married right?

Just my oppinon
 
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If you are majorly afraid, why be helpless about it. Call/Email and cancel the order.
In case they have a custom-made policy, pay and have them throw it away before mailing it. The customer is always right.

Otherwise people here also have good sounding advice.

Or do it my way: I am an adult, I want it this way, it's my money, go fuck yourself.

Then again, I never had a human partner :D
 
Oh yes, divert a dog dildo to the office where you work address for maximum fun *MrBurnsMeme* Muahahaha

I hope it's a 19 inch hyperdick version and the secretary opens it !!



Fitting story by the way: I ordered the largest version of that deer dildo once and customs police had me come to their import office and open up the parcel for them since they thought it was a part of an endangered species from their Xrays.

Me being me I unpacked those pounds and pounds of silicon completely unfazed, showed them the biggest animal dildo they had ever seen in the middle of their open office space (brought daylight, with lots of other people around) and was like: "HERE YOU GO! YOU LIKE IT?"

Never again have I been told that I am free to go so quickly by an official.
 
Oh damn
pferdefreund said:
Oh yes, divert a dog dildo to the office where you work address for maximum fun *MrBurnsMeme* Muahahaha

I hope it's a 19 inch hyperdick version and the secretary opens it !!



Fitting story by the way: I ordered the largest version of that deer dildo once and customs police had me come to their import office and open up the parcel for them since they thought it was a part of an endangered species from their Xrays.

Me being me I unpacked those pounds and pounds of silicon completely unfazed, showed them the biggest animal dildo they had ever seen in the middle of their open office space (brought daylight, with lots of other people around) and was like: "HERE YOU GO! YOU LIKE IT?"

Never again have I been told that I am free to go so quickly by an official.
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. Would love to have been there (nothing like that or hell reomotly interesting happends here
 
You can always just say it's a normal dildo. My ex was surprised by the shape of my small horse dildo bit she like taking it so she liked it!
 
I liked the crockpot anwser:ROFLMAO: to funny. It's not like he brought home a Dog for real. Honey ... look at the BIG male Great dane I bought. I think we need a horse what about a stallion?
 
ukmdevon40 said:
So last week I was a bit drunk and.ordered a dog dildo.
My Mrs kind of knows I'm into k9 fun and she has admitted when drunk and shagging that she has looked at Japanese dog porn. The dildo will turn up in a few weeks time when it's the cold light of day. How do I explain it?
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Assuming you're telling the truth about her knowing what you're into, and admitting that she's into it as well, I really don't see why you can't just show her straight up and tell her what it is and why you got it. If anything, if I were you I'd go so far as to pull it out in the middle of a good "snuggling" session and surprise her.
 
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