Bump if you recently have had sex with a cow

[humananimal]

There have for a long time been a thread for people who “have had sex with a human today.”
I like cows and it would be nice to hear from likeminded. Both real penetration and fisting / ‘arming’.

 

[humananimal]

Not me, but a video I found - a nice cow and man pleasuring each other.
6:20 of lovely deep fisting
She several times sways her lower back and jerks violently when he pushes elbow deep

 

[humananimal]

No bumps !
I guess that they simply didn’t stumble on this thread
Years ago at the farm where I grew up, I Bump’ed many, many times.

 

[Danbeast]

I like how specific this is, I sadly have not poked a cow today. I live in the suburbs so.. although the thought of randomly available cows IS hilarious

 

[humananimal]

I like how specific this is, I sadly have not poked a cow today. I live in the suburbs so.. although the thought of randomly available cows IS hilarious

hilarious ? I dont understand.
Meaning funny/ laughable ?

 

[Danbeast]

hilarious ? I dont understand.
Meaning funny/ laughable ?

Correct - as in it would be absurd to see free roaming cows in the suburbs

 

[Toji🐾]

Gosh that's a really good one~

Not me, but a video I found - a nice cow and man pleasuring each other.
6:20 of lovely deep fisting
She several times sways her lower back and jerks violently when he pushes elbow deep

Gosh that's a really good one~

 

[humananimal]

Correct - as in it would be absurd to see free roaming cows in the suburbs

True. could happen in India though.