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Any zoo pornstars in this site?

Latest "famous porn star" on active, came just to promote their sales.
So. No, it did not go well 😅

Different if they came to join a community (?) and talk in the forum.
A (honest) inside sight into the back of the production business would be interesting to hear.
 
To be a star you need a commercial producer which instantly makes you desirable for some reason. :D
The more you can fake moans and fake interests in anything you are doing, the more star you are. :D
 
pes said:
To be a star you need a commercial producer which instantly makes you desirable for some reason. :D
The more you can fake moans and fake interests in anything you are doing, the more star you are. :D
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I think I should reshoot my stallion vid with fake moaning, timed to a metronome, properly monotonous, and then lick at the dick with a face that says "Ick".

That'd make me a proper zoo porn star.
 
Bloit said:
I think I should reshoot my stallion vid with fake moaning, timed to a metronome, properly monotonous, and then lick at the dick with a face that says "Ick".

That's make me a proper zoo porn star.
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Just dub the moans in like 80s porn. Heck, you could even dub a woman's moans over you.
 
Bloit said:
I think I should reshoot my stallion vid with fake moaning, timed to a metronome, properly monotonous, and then lick at the dick with a face that says "Ick".

That's make me a proper zoo porn star.
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Do not forget to smear the limp penis over your face while you pretend how amazing it is and make exaggerated facial expressions of completely believable pleasure. Moaning the whole time of course.
And just in case it is a dog, dildog him for 25 minutes and pretend you had an orgasm 3 times.
Of course the video must be at least 60 minutes long and the first 25 minutes must have just you and no animals.
And in this time you are required to contort your body in weird ways presenting your body in "sexy" clothes.
 
pes said:
Do not forget to smear the limp penis over your face while you pretend how amazing it is and make exaggerated facial expressions of completely believable pleasure. Moaning the whole time of course.
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Only if I can spit out yoghurt and pretend it's the best goddamn cum I've tasted in my past 3 lives :D

pes said:
And just in case it is a dog, dildog him for 25 minutes and pretend you had an orgasm 3 times.
Of course the video must be at least 60 minutes long and the first 25 minutes must have just you and no animals.
And in this time you are required to contort your body in weird ways presenting your body in "sexy" clothes.
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I mean, we can't have more than a minute of actual sex. That'd be weird.
 
I am sorry.

But I have no remorse for making fun of those who fake sex with animals for money and ruin the reality for those who then expect things to be like that.
Crap porn leads to animal abuse in commercial porn and then animal abuse when people reenact the same nonsense in private.
If you participate in creating that crap, you can go fuck yourself (with your fake cum).
 
Bloit said:
Isn't everyone that uploads a video (with them in it) here technically a porn star? :D
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That does beg the question if there are any sub forums of just people and their personal videos.

Bloit said:
I think I should reshoot my stallion vid with fake moaning, timed to a metronome, properly monotonous, and then lick at the dick with a face that says "Ick".

That'd make me a proper zoo porn star.
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Stallion vid you say?
 
pes said:
Do not forget to smear the limp penis over your face while you pretend how amazing it is and make exaggerated facial expressions of completely believable pleasure. Moaning the whole time of course.
And just in case it is a dog, dildog him for 25 minutes and pretend you had an orgasm 3 times.
Of course the video must be at least 60 minutes long and the first 25 minutes must have just you and no animals.
And in this time you are required to contort your body in weird ways presenting your body in "sexy" clothes.
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Hot.
 
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saddlebum66 said:
Even if there were, Pornstars' opinions are equal to anyone else's here...some have value, some don't.


BUT I notice it took very little to distract you from the original question. Wonder what a shrink would make of that.
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Probably ADHD. Doesn't mean that I can't multitask though lol
 
pes said:
Do not forget to smear the limp penis over your face while you pretend how amazing it is and make exaggerated facial expressions of completely believable pleasure. Moaning the whole time of course.
And just in case it is a dog, dildog him for 25 minutes and pretend you had an orgasm 3 times.
Of course the video must be at least 60 minutes long and the first 25 minutes must have just you and no animals.
And in this time you are required to contort your body in weird ways presenting your body in "sexy" clothes.
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I laughed way too hard at this. While it’s not funny that these women are just cosplaying as zoophiles/bestphiles, your description is literally every single produced zoo video I’ve ever had the displeasure of sitting through. “Smear the limp penis over your face.” Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣
 
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pes said:
Do not forget to smear the limp penis over your face while you pretend how amazing it is and make exaggerated facial expressions of completely believable pleasure. Moaning the whole time of course.
And just in case it is a dog, dildog him for 25 minutes and pretend you had an orgasm 3 times.
Of course the video must be at least 60 minutes long and the first 25 minutes must have just you and no animals.
And in this time you are required to contort your body in weird ways presenting your body in "sexy" clothes.
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lol, don't forget the "swallow this milk or yogurt to make them think it's real horse semen"
 
coomerfarm said:
lol, don't forget the "swallow this milk or yogurt to make them think it's real horse semen"
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No! No no no. You do not swallow that. Methyl cellulose is strictly for spitting.
And make sure you cut the video right before the flaccid penis is supposed to ejaculate and give the actress enough time to take a mouthful of the stuff so she can then spit it all over her breasts.
And pretend that the sedated horse she has been desperately trying to get hard incompetently for the past hour ejaculated.
Of course it is hard to resume the shot exactly as it was before the cut, so rely on the horniness of the clueless wanker, who paid for the video to miss the cut.
 
pes said:
No! No no no. You do not swallow that. Methyl cellulose is strictly for spitting.
And make sure you cut the video right before the flaccid penis is supposed to ejaculate and give the actress enough time to take a mouthful of the stuff so she can then spit it all over her breasts.
And pretend that the sedated horse she has been desperately trying to get hard incompetently for the past hour ejaculated.
Of course it is hard to resume the shot exactly as it was before the cut, so rely on the horniness of the clueless wanker, who paid for the video to miss the cut.
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Sir, how many of these videos have you seen to be able to describe every one of them to a T. 🤣 I’ve seen too many because I’m a dumb degenerate who didn’t know any better for a while.
 
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Miss ZW said:
Sir, how many of these videos have you seen to be able to describe every one of them to a T. 🤣 I’ve seen too many because I’m a dumb degenerate who didn’t know any better for a while.
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I have personally reviewed the whole horse + women section and continue to keep an eye on it daily.
I have with my own fingers deleted every single commercial crap horse porn ever posted in that section. :D
So I have seen hours of it. Albeit at 4-16x times speed. I am not actually going to watch an idiot flap a flaccid horse penis around for 45 minutes in real time.
 
All of that is documented in detail in here:

The abusive porn cleanup project

In the past few weeks I have reported an alarming number of abusive porn videos from the porn section. 90% of them were subsequently removed after a moderator reviewed them and agreed that the content violated animal abuse the rules of this forum. Over my existence on Zooville I have personally...
www.zoovilleforum.net www.zoovilleforum.net
 
pes said:
I have personally reviewed the whole horse + women section and continue to keep an eye on it daily.
I have with my own fingers deleted every single commercial crap horse porn ever posted in that section. :D
So I have seen hours of it. Albeit at 4-16x times speed. I am not actually going to watch an idiot flap a flaccid horse penis around for 45 minutes in real time.
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I thank you for your sacrifice Sir. 🫡 Truly the hero we do not deserve. 😂.
 
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