an odd thought just randomly occurred to me...........................

[x51]

an odd thought just randomly occurred to me...........................
is it just me, or does anyone else think its kind of strange that you never see even one video of a guy , instead of using a bucket, a cooler, a chair or a step ladder, wearing a pair of drywalling / sheetrocking stilts to fuck a mare?
idk , it just seemed like a logical idea , moreso than having to get down and reposition whatever one might be standing on , should said stood upon object or the mare herself move a little one way or another during intercourse . would it not make more sense to use stilts that secure around the leg and over the foot with straps rather securely , to avoid interruption of the act of intercourse ?
i mean if i can carry, position and secure a heavy ass sheet of drywall, over my head even, surely they would be absolutely perfect to use while fucking a mare.(note i do not currently have a mare at this time , if i did i would surely be putting in countless hours of mare fucking while wearing drywall stilts, ehm, purely for scientific research in order to prove or disprove my hypothesis , ok and possibly because im a sexual deviant who happens to find mares to be incredibly sexy, but mostly for the sciency bullshit reason.
ok well that was my random cloudy tweaker pondering of the day, but im interested in hearing other folks ideas on the thought. ✌

 

[nekdoneco123]

not much use for stilts on a farm/ranch i guess.

 

[x51]

not much use for stilts on a farm/ranch i guess.

i dont know bud , ive actually used them for a great deal of random tasks, painting, running and tacking up romex electric cable with fence staples, hell they are even pretty damn useful for changing overhead lightbulbs out in the barn . maybe i just think a bit outside of the box because i have a significant mistrust of ladders due to a prior mishap with one years back.

 

[x51]

ahh! i had not considered that factor, the ones i got i actually picked up for next to nothing along with several hundred pounds of various hand and power tools that the guy ahead of me at the scrap yard dumped out of his truck, it seriously looked like he had just cleared out someones workshop full of a lifetimes worth of tools and random odds and ends and for some dumbass reason decided to dump it all at the edge of the light iron\ mixed metal \shredder pile. well needless to say i dumped my shit real quick and most of that stuff went into my truck, benefit of going to the same scrap yard for over 20 years is they will let me buy anything i want for 4x what they paid for it and since he dropped it all as light iron/ mixed metal that worked out to like $0.25 a pound , i got a shit ton of antique tools including a bunch of old stanley hand planes and a lot of them were still in the original boxes , one of them i found 2 of i cant recall off the top of my head it was either a #45, 50 or 55 that was a clusterfuck of pieces and a few boxes of different shape blades for making fancy mouldings or some shit , that one there i was able to sell to the fellah that owns liberty tool out in liberty maine for $600. and i didnt pay anywhere near that for the hundreds of pounds of tools and shit i loaded up into my truck that day, hell there was even a cabinet about 3 or 4 foot wide that stood a bit over waist high on me with drawers full of fasteners , the bottom half were all solid copper and brass screws nuts & bolts and hammer set rivets. shit you not bud, that day felt like i won the white trash redneck lottery.

 

[x51]

I wanted to get some stilts in the day but I decided easier to get mare's / cows that are at the right height all ready !

well i really cant argue with sound logic like that,

 

[humananimal]

well i really cant argue with sound logic like that,

True, but the dairy cows was to heigh for me. I was lucky that one of them liked me and had found out to step down in the gutter, so nice height.
I have had the same idea, and looked around for them. To a normal sized cow or mare one have to be raised around 40-50 cm. The stilts I looked for is made with a ‘foot’ and links to a real foot stand, so you can walk with them. And as you said can just follow if / when she moves a bit. But lifted 1/2 meter increases both the risk of falling and the force when you do.
I remember someone wrote that while have sex with a mare he wore safety boots and a helmet, he knew it looked stupid, but felt it was good to protect oneself.
I haven’t seen it, do you know of videos with a man using stilts to mate a mare or a cow ?

 

[MARELOVER4EVER&EVER]

True, but the dairy cows was to heigh for me. I was lucky that one of them liked me and had found out to step down in the gutter, so nice height.
I have had the same idea, and looked around for them. To a normal sized cow or mare one have to be raised around 40-50 cm. The stilts I looked for is made with a ‘foot’ and links to a real foot stand, so you can walk with them. And as you said can just follow if / when she moves a bit. But lifted 1/2 meter increases both the risk of falling and the force when you do.
I remember someone wrote that while have sex with a mare he wore safety boots and a helmet, he knew it looked stupid, but felt it was good to protect oneself.
I haven’t seen it, do you know of videos with a man using stilts to mate a mare or a cow ?

That's hot! I want to wear stilts and cum in a big tall mares fat winking wet pussy, that makes me hard for it, I've always thought drywall stilts would be fun... but you're right, theres an increased risk of injury.