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An honest question to all zoos

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Frosted797

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I have never had sex with an animal, and probably never will, but I have a burning question on my mind: How do zoos do it? I mean absolutely no offense to any zoo whatsoever, but I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with an animal that's been outside all day and has who knows what because of it. I know that taking a bath can fix most of these problems, but what if your dog has a hookworm and you get it after having sex with them? (I'm sorry if I sound ignorant, I've never had a pet that wasn't a frog, fish, or lizard)
 
Frosted797 said:
I have never had sex with an animal, and probably never will, but I have a burning question on my mind: How do zoos do it? I mean absolutely no offense to any zoo whatsoever, but I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with an animal that's been outside all day and has who knows what because of it. I know that taking a bath can fix most of these problems, but what if your dog has a hookworm and you get it after having sex with them? (I'm sorry if I sound ignorant, I've never had a pet that wasn't a frog, fish, or lizard)
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Spend a bit more time speaking to genuine zoos and you'll quickly see how we "do it". Seeing animals from a "normal" point of view often leaves them being subject to less-than-ideal living conditions. Not by their choice either. You can't blame the dog for being a "dirty animal" when it's owner keeps it outside, feeds it pebbles, doesn't bath it, take it to the vet, ever take it out the yard etc.

If you put the right amount of effort into your partner's well-being and you genuinely find them attractive then you can be sure that you won't have any problems "doing it" :) My girl for argument's sake is probably healthier, cleaner and safer to be intimate with than 99% of human females out there.

There are lots of threads going over the risks and the chances of contracting different parasites or diseases from your animal partners and the bottom line is that there's little to no chance of it.

Not sure where you are along your zoo journey but hope this helps; for some folk there are a lot of mental adjustments and some things you have to accept internally before you can wrap your mind around it. For me it was about as natural as the trees outside and I took to it like a fish to water. :)
 
ZephyrZoo said:
Spend a bit more time speaking to genuine zoos and you'll quickly see how we "do it". Seeing animals from a "normal" point of view often leaves them being subject to less-than-ideal living conditions. Not by their choice either. You can't blame the dog for being a "dirty animal" when it's owner keeps it outside, feeds it pebbles, doesn't bath it, take it to the vet, ever take it out the yard etc.

If you put the right amount of effort into your partner's well-being and you genuinely find them attractive then you can be sure that you won't have any problems "doing it" :) My girl for argument's sake is probably healthier, cleaner and safer to be intimate with than 99% of human females out there.

There are lots of threads going over the risks and the chances of contracting different parasites or diseases from your animal partners and the bottom line is that there's little to no chance of it.

Not sure where you are along your zoo journey but hope this helps; for some folk there are a lot of mental adjustments and some things you have to accept internally before you can wrap your mind around it. For me it was about as natural as the trees outside and I took to it like a fish to water. :)
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?This. I can’t speak for the sex yet, since my girl is still a pup, but I expect all of that will apply as noted above. Call it a hunch.

But really, the biggest thing really is how the dog is viewed. I know where my dog has been, what she’s been eating (and more importantly, not eating), that she has been vaxxed and fully dewormed, and bathed regularly. She receives a level of care that is not consistent with how most dogs are treated, which, as noted, is exactly how zoos do it. Putting your tongue on/cock inside a clean and healthy dog is probably as safe, or safer than a woman.

Are there still facets to this that you have gaps on? If it’s the part where you’re not sure how we can get it up for our dogs, I’m afraid I doubt anyone could explain that to you any better than why anyone is attracted to anyone/anything.
 
Frosted797 said:
Thanks for the insight. I also loved your comment about human females, I remember I spoke to someone who had a body count of 40+. I'd LIKE TO THINK that my body is clean enough for my boyfriend. Not really a zoo though, I'm more or less here to talk about dinosaurs along with other extinct and ficticious reptiles. ?
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Yea, and a part of the beauty of having such an amazing, loyal creature as your life partner is that you're likely to be their first, last and only love. Something that probably cannot be said about many women. But I'm also zoo exclusive so I'm probably the wrong person to ask.?

Haha we can chat about dinos and scaly things all day, also a big soft spot of mine. Sadly have to resort to a combination of my imagination and e621 to indulge my fantasies though?
 
Frosted797 said:
As a woman, I can't really blame men for not wanting relationships with human females. A lot of the women around me are absolute whores and also smell like rotten fish down there. I feel like any fantasies that I have about animals or monsters are vague enough to where they can be easily fulfiflled by my boyfriend, and I'm really glad that I have that blessing.
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God, the fish smell thing is one of those things that really clinched it for me during puberty. There is nothing sexy about smelling like a dry dock.
 
Frosted797 said:
As a woman, I can't really blame men for not wanting relationships with human females. A lot of the women around me are absolute whores and also smell like rotten fish down there. I feel like any fantasies that I have about animals or monsters are vague enough to where they can be easily fulfiflled by my boyfriend, and I'm really glad that I have that blessing.
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Yea, I don't blame anything or any specific traits of either gender at all. I know it boils down to the individual, I am just not attracted to my species, like how some people just don't like olives. I've given up trying to understand it.?

Also awesome that you two have that connection and mutual satisfaction. Does he know you're on here?
 
Frosted797 said:
I have never had sex with an animal, and probably never will, but I have a burning question on my mind: How do zoos do it? I mean absolutely no offense to any zoo whatsoever, but I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with an animal that's been outside all day and has who knows what because of it. I know that taking a bath can fix most of these problems, but what if your dog has a hookworm and you get it after having sex with them? (I'm sorry if I sound ignorant, I've never had a pet that wasn't a frog, fish, or lizard)
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Most of my sexual partners are female equines (or female k9s), never worry about "getting something" from them because I keep them up to date on all their vaccinations and regular wormings ect, a little basic hygiene before we do anything and I know beyond any doubt that they are far safer to have sex with than some random human hooked up with at a bar or something.
 
Give it a try you'll love it, nothing like having your arsehole licked deep, balls cleaned and knob licked to point of orgasm, then lay back and let dog clean up.
 
Im addition to the emotional block there're some strong mental blocks and prejudices showing here. Fun city.

If your partner stinks, regardless of species...Give it, him, her, them a freaking bath! When I am with someone or something for the first time, the Shower is the last stop before bed. Its a routine that I've practiced all my life. It becomes foreplay with the right person. Y'all should try it, since it sounds like many of you are hanging about the wrong people. If you don't do people, the scents are different, but offensive is offensive, if that's what you think it is. School Gym teachers ought to be required to visit a bawdy house and a bath house or two before they're allowed to teach sex-ed.

And heres a news flash fir all of you who think women stink. Ever been in a mens room where the "I never even touch the handle in there" no-flush buggers hang out? The so-called odor of fish is just as heavy and just as fetid as your descriptions of femininity would have it. Basic Hygiene isn't that hard. Your circumcisions must have cut your brains loose.
 
Well, a strong immune system works fine for me. The only "hygiene" my birds receive (and thats with pretty much all birds that are living outside) is rain, dust baths, molting and their feather preening procedure.
Works fine for me and them.
Can't tell if I have health issues, never been to any doctor in the last 15 years or so for that...
 
Mare Lover 1975 said:
Most of my sexual partners are female equines (or female k9s), never worry about "getting something" from them because I keep them up to date on all their vaccinations and regular wormings ect, a little basic hygiene before we do anything and I know beyond any doubt that they are far safer to have sex with than some random human hooked up with at a bar or something.
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What about these two topics:

Licking: IF a dog is up to date on all vaccinations, doesn't eat poop, and is healthy.. Could you get a disease from letting her lick ass/penis.
Are there any illnesses that you can catch strictly from her *licking* these parts of the body. Would it be the same as if the dog licks you in the mouth or licks a cut on the body?

Fingering: How risky is it for illness / disease wise. I know there is brucellosis that could apply since its vaginal secretion but what are the odds? I don't want to do this and then freak out. I like to be aware of any and all risks. I don't think ill ever be able to have full sex due to my fears (even though it would be an amazing experience) but i am fine with the two above.

Are there any life long diseases you can get from the two things listed above 1 & 2?.
If i was just with my own healthy, well fed dog. I do take her for WALKS often but i don't let her sniff or eat random poop.
I dont think i could ever go forward with the actual sex aspect, due to my ocd.

This is another post i recently made because i have never been with an animal despite the attraction / wanting the romance connection aspect. But I've been rejecting my dog and cuddling her a lot less and i feel bad because shes so clingy. She literally would want to wear my skin if she could ahaha she's that clingy- always needing to be ontop of me or touching me in some way when im home lol --> https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threa...om-petting-how-to-say-no.100337/#post-2483270
 
SIMO said:
Give it a try you'll love it, nothing like having your arsehole licked deep, balls cleaned and knob licked to point of orgasm, then lay back and let dog clean up.
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Yikes. What a weird thing to say as a response to the question. Could have said this in a much more mature way... Also makes it feel like your dog is just a sex tool.
 
Frosted797 said:
I can hear your OCD in this post, I'm sorry about that
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This was so funny for no reason, i too can hear my ocd in so many posts. A few people reached out and it definitely helped put my mind at ease. Its annoying at times, but sometimes it just takes a bit of reiteration and reassurance to BEAT it into my thick ass skull. Fun Fact : i used to not have be able to give people HUGS!! Now its my fave thing to do. I live a pretty normal life now, it was worse as a kid / teen. In adulthood its mostly just health anxiety with certain routines that bother me most now, along with the irrational thoughts and things like that.
My goal is to just not let it hold me back, thats a huge reason why im here!
 
Frosted797 said:
I have never had sex with an animal, and probably never will, but I have a burning question on my mind: How do zoos do it? I mean absolutely no offense to any zoo whatsoever, but I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with an animal that's been outside all day and has who knows what because of it. I know that taking a bath can fix most of these problems, but what if your dog has a hookworm and you get it after having sex with them? (I'm sorry if I sound ignorant, I've never had a pet that wasn't a frog, fish, or lizard)
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"Has who knows what"? You do realize that this isn't guesswork, right? That you can check on an animal and see if they have diseases, right? You don't just fuck any random stray animal outside. You generally fuck an animal that you care for, keep in good shape and know throughout. Same way with humans, you don't fuck any heroin junkie in a dark alley, but probably have a stable boyfriend or whatever. Hookworm isn't even a particularily terrible infection overall, a round of antiparasitics usually clears that shit up.

Not all animals are outside all day, and those that are, aren't the huge hives of filth and infection that you think they are. You sound like a little mud on your knee gives you cancer or whatever. Animals can clean themselves to a degree, and no not every square inch of dirt will literally kill you. You need to touch grass. Literal grass, outside. Go on a hike, observe trees in bloom, sit on a patch of grass in shorts, and realize that nature isn't some demonic adversary intrinsically hellbent on making your life a misery.

But you deserve credit for humility. Admitting ignorance and being open to clear it up is so much better than doubling down on ignorance and following emotional groupthink due to it.
 
As a man, I've never had sex with any animals either but it just seems so natural to me for male dogs and females to have mated. I mean pretty much it could happen very easily if you were down on all fours and the dog mounted you while naked. It would happen really fast and afterwards you'd probably be shocked but over time realize that it was a truly hot sexual experience. I can only imagine what it's like but from all the videos I've seen, if I were a woman, I'd sure want to try it! ;)

As far as other sexual connections between humans/animals, I think it was more sexual experimentation on our part and it has evolved.
 
Frosted797 said:
I have never had sex with an animal, and probably never will, but I have a burning question on my mind: How do zoos do it? I mean absolutely no offense to any zoo whatsoever, but I can't wrap my head around the idea of having sex with an animal that's been outside all day and has who knows what because of it. I know that taking a bath can fix most of these problems, but what if your dog has a hookworm and you get it after having sex with them? (I'm sorry if I sound ignorant, I've never had a pet that wasn't a frog, fish, or lizard)
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Well my dog is an indoor dog, and only goes outside to go to the bathroom, when I walk him or when I take him to the park.
 
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