Have you ever...

In a public bathroom, yes

Have you ever had sex with a dog when your family was home?
 
Yea, sure. But not in the same house. :ROFLMAO:
Ah, wrong - twice even in the same house, but different rooms.

Have you ever lived the farm life?
 
Not really, I imagine it would be nice to have more animal companions but my two male dogs are enough for me (sexwise and management wise)

HYE done it during a hike?
 
Almost did, for this one Turkish girl who I almost fell in love with. Turned out we didn't see eye to eye on too many things so I stayed in America and she stayed in Turkey.

HYE taken more than twice the duration of a relationship to get over someone?
 
Almost two years to get over someone after three months relationship

Have you ever launched fireworks from your window?
 
Like while walking? No. Like on acid or mushrooms? Yes.

HYE had sex on a boat?
 
Nope. I get sea sick easily.

Have you ever slipped on black ice?
Yes, went down like a sack of Shit in front of some colleagues, they tried not to laugh but failed.

HYE been in someones house and done something naughty or stolen something because it made you horny? And what was it?
 
Yes my partner and I had sex the first time we meet it was at one of his friends house.

Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $100.
 
Yes my partner and I had sex the first time we meet it was at one of his friends house.

Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $100.
Yeah... I walked into the store and picked up two ABU Garcia fishing poles, rod and reels, worth about $200 bucks each. Then walked right back out without paying :sneaky:

Have you ever had homemade corn liquor?
 
Yeah... I walked into the store and picked up two ABU Garcia fishing poles, rod and reels, worth about $200 bucks each. Then walked right back out without paying :sneaky:

Have you ever had homemade corn liquor?
Home made no, but I tasted it

HYV Took a frozen bath because the water ran out of hot?
 
More than once. 100 liters ain't enough for foxxo's shower parties. 🤷‍♂️ 🦊🚿

Very amusing if you have to remove the shampoo out of your hair with 5°C cold water.

Have you ever had a bite reflex towards a human, like "goddamn, I want to bite them in the neck for their utter bullshit and can hardly control myself!"? (Chewing gum helps..)
 
Not like "wanted". But i have had similar fantasies about hypothetical family doing that.

Have you ever suddenly discovered a phobia of yourself previously not even considering you can be afraid of such a stupid thing?
 
Yes! Sunburns, I have no idea why it began in my 20s.

Have you ever gotten caught looking at something NSFW in public or work?
 
No, but the other way around pretty often you've gotta try raw corn sometime.

HYE: Been on an extended hiking/camping trip (a week or more long)?
 
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