What Gift would you give the Person above you?

[MiloThatch]

Cyberpunk level tech augmentation

 

[wuschelchen1964]

A Submarine

 

[Inquisitive]

A nose ring

 

[wuschelchen1964]

A seal

 

[Fauna775]

A shiny plaque that says "ungulate fan club member" with a hoof mark on it.

 

[Cade20]

A key

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Mouth wash. I can smell you from here. LOL

 

[K9lust]

A flux capacitor

 

[Valkiria]

T-shirt

 

[K9lust]

A wonderful day

 

[Fourthlevelspell]

Pasties

 

[CetaceanLover23]

A new shower head, and a Ninja blender

 

[KnotMePlease212]

A toilet roll

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I actually need those.

A 1950's Hoover vacuum.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

You're cancelled! LOL

A set of 10 vintage Cooper SK2000 hockey helmets.

 

[knottyboySC]

A rim chair.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

A block of cheddar cheese

 

[k9b34stuk]

A crab

 

[Messmer]

A magnet.

Don't know why, first thing that came to my head.

 

[k9b34stuk]

Re-gift the magnet

 

[Messmer]

Tears of Sadness (in a bottle).

 

[k9b34stuk]

Re-gift the bottle

 

[Messmer]

Even more tears (in even more bottles).

 

[k9b34stuk]

Re-gift all the bottles lol

 

[Messmer]

Re-gift all the bottles lol

Oh, God, this is going to go on forever isn't it? Here goes nothing.

Even more tears (this time enough to fill a water tanker),

The more returns, the more sadness
The more sadness, the more tears
The more tears, the more returns

 

[k9b34stuk]

re-gift all the returns containing all the tears and sadness

 

[Messmer]

A box.

 

[Female_Dog_Lover]

A YouTube premium subscription

 

[CetaceanLover23]

A crab

Alive or dead? LOL

 

[k9b34stuk]

Alive, I'm not a monster lol