What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

[DarkRasa]

I got nearly caught 1-2 times, but fortunately didn't.

 

[pes]

Depends on who caught you.

 

[DarkRasa]

Depends on who caught you.

What if it’s a member of your family or a friend?

 

[pes]

I have a good reason to think members of my family would be weirded out, but would not try to destroy my life.
So we would maybe talk about it and then let it be.

Some of my friends are zoos, so no issues there.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Die

 

[DarkRasa]

Die

Oh my gosh ?

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Oh my gosh ?

It's fine.

It's preferable.

 

[Deleted member 283175]

I guess I’d finish. I mean, if I’m already figuratively fucked, I might well go out with a literal fuck, too.

 

[DarkRasa]

I guess I’d finish. I mean, if I’m already figuratively fucked, I might well go out with a literal fuck, too.

True ?

 

[dartel]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

 

[DarkRasa]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

???

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

If someone comes in my apartment unexpectedly, they get complimentary breathing holes installed.

 

[erphy]

I would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way. I just so happened to have a hard on from watching human porn, its so crazy right?! Just glad everyone is OK!

 

[TrixxxTrixxx]

I'd use my magic spell to make them forget what they saw. ?

 

[menace]

Become a stowaway

 

[swb1986]

I agree!! Lol

 

[MashaSobaka]

Use the force.

 

[GAThrawn]

Ask Agent K from Men in Black to help them forget.

 

[dog penis]

I got caught one time but I’m pretty sure
he didn’t know what was happening because I had my pants half off with my jacket over my ass plus it was hella dark out when he pointed the flash light on me ?‍
But I really don’t know what I would do now probably spill everything ?

 

[Charpandius]

Ask them to shut the door and knock next time lol

 

[DarkRasa]

Try to play it off as playing :3

Great plan. But what if it's a sheep or a cow?

 

[DarkRasa]

If it’s not your farm animal, RUN. (and probably don’t have sex with it!)
but if it was yours, try to convince them that zoophilia isn’t harming anyone!

Great ?
I like your thinking ?

 

[KnottedUp99]

Just play it off like..... Damn dog! ???

 

[darkwolf2k6]

Fake my death. Buy a new identity. Move far, far away. Take my dogs with me.

 

[UsagiRaine]

Depending on who caught me either let them join or fake my death Dx

 

[Activedogcouple]

I really dont know. Bether be carefull that it never happens.

 

[slater]

I would self delete.

 

[shepardt]

Play dumb - WHAT?!?! I don’t know how that got there!
??‍ ? ?

 

[zoofeelya]

I'd freeze and not even know. But it depends on who caught me, I suppose.

 

[Goattobeloved]

Great plan. But what if it's a sheep or a cow?

"Oh Please... So. Where did you think all that milk and the tender xmas lambs came from??"