Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"What kind of psychopath spells John without an h?"

 

[UR20Z]

"What kind of psychopath spells John without an h?"

Jim Davis would be one... Garfield's person is Jon Q. Arbuckle

 

[dartel]

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that and you'll live a long and happy life."

 

[Derek18]

"being fearless does not make you brave fear makes you brave without fear there would be nothing to be brave about"

 

[sarahsingletono98]

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that and you'll live a long and happy life."

Unless you are dating a guy, then your fries are your fries and his fries are your fries. If he says “no”. Remember that when you get in the bedroom.

 

[wishboner]

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." - Oscar Wilde

 

[wishboner]

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming, you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

 

[Beastkin]

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.

 

[dartel]

"I have stood next to death, and he won."

 

[Beastkin]

 

[MickeyBear95]

“Why should we feel anger at the world? As if the world would notice. The best answer to anger is silence”

Marcu Aurelius Antoninus

 

[dartel]

"A fool who takes up arms only threatens himself."

 

[SxaBeast]

"What kind of psychopath spells John without an h?"

Juan. Ivan.

 

[wishboner]

“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” probably why I record my conversations with my boss...

 

[Cyon]

"Don't take the advice of every elder. Even fools grow old"

 

[MickeyBear95]

"Don't take the advice of every elder. Even fools grow old"

Thats a really good one, actually!

 

[nynjtransplant]

Give me your deep as the depths quotes

People with no pride can’t feel shame.

 

[Derek18]

where there is less opportunity there is more opportunity because you can make your own opportunity one my dad used to always say

 

[DesireWolf]

"Be curious, not judgmental."

 

[dartel]

"If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards."

 

[Inquisitive]

dyslexic agnostic... "Is there a dog"

 

[dartel]

"The leading cause of death isn't heart disease, it's almond milk."

 

[humananimal]

A cow is more flexible than a cat !
She can stand up and lick her behind, a cat has to sit

 

[dartel]

"You shouldn't trust your balls, they're nuts."

 

[Beastkin]

 

[MickeyBear95]

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that’s actually a good idea

 

[Knotgame]

First Noble Rule: Life is suffering.

 

[dartel]

"The biggest misconception humans have about the universe is that it's enormous. It's not. It's tiny. It's also finite and smells of slightly burnt caramel corn."

 

[dartel]

"I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I would have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile."

 

[wishboner]

There's a spiritual side to riding a motorcycle. It's a state of mind, that place where you lose yourself and find yourself.