Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"What kind of psychopath spells John without an h?"

 

[UR20Z]

"What kind of psychopath spells John without an h?"

Jim Davis would be one... Garfield's person is Jon Q. Arbuckle

 

[dartel]

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that and you'll live a long and happy life."

 

[Derek18]

"being fearless does not make you brave fear makes you brave without fear there would be nothing to be brave about"

 

[sarahsingletono98]

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that and you'll live a long and happy life."

Unless you are dating a guy, then your fries are your fries and his fries are your fries. If he says “no”. Remember that when you get in the bedroom.

 

[wishboner]

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." - Oscar Wilde

 

[wishboner]

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming, you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

 

[Beastkin]

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.

 

[dartel]

"I have stood next to death, and he won."

 

[Beastkin]

 

[MickeyBear95]

“Why should we feel anger at the world? As if the world would notice. The best answer to anger is silence”

Marcu Aurelius Antoninus