The Knotty List: What's your ultimate relationship goals wish list?

[Wolfspirit]

I've posted this elsewhere on zv before but I'd like to get some responses specifically from my fellow zooromantics here to share your ultimate relationship goals wish list for this Holiday season and beyond. Whether it be finding a nonhuman partner, or enhancing your relationship with your current nonhuman partner, or finding a human zoo partner and a nonhuman partner, whatever it may be, lay it out here in as much detail as you wish, both knotty and nice. ?

 

[Wolfspirit]

Guess I'll start things off with mine.

My poly-zoo "packlove"
relationship goals
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I want to genuinely and intimately add to the woman's and dog's pleasure equally during sex in a true threesome/packlove situation. So often zoo guys are disconnected from it and just wanting to watch-n-wank, or get their dick sucked by the girl during or getting sloppy seconds which is so overrepresented in video, story and elsewhere. To me, this is not representative of true zoosexual zoophiles, but rather the "wankers", fetishists, bestialists and kinksters, none of whom genuinely love the nonhuman partner intimately and as an equal partner. I personally don't see the point unless I can be zooromantically and zoosexually involved with the male dog too, not just my ladyzoo partner.

But here's the catch to all this:
1. I only want a human partner who's as sexually AND ROMANTICALLY into our canine partner as I am, I don't want to be with a female wanker, fetishist, bestialist or kinkster.

2. I also want someone who is deeply, spiritually connected with our mate, with canines overall and just in life in general. Sadly most zoos I've encountered in the past have been atheist or just meh about it. What that type and level of spirituality and connection would entail, depends on her. I'm pretty open to whatever as long as she's spiritually awakened to some degree.

Alternatively, having a poly relationship with a woman+bitch would be amazing too, again, as long as she's genuinely into bitches sexually, romantically and spiritually.

Want detailed examples of "packlove"? Well you've cum to the right place! ?

Scenario A:
You, me and our canine partner kissing and licking each other (me and you licking our canine partner's face as he licks ours), everyone getting each other worked up. You and I now in 69 position as our mate fucks and knots you, his wet furry balls slapping me in the face and both of your mixed, dripping cum juices squirting into my mouth as he fucks your pussy that I'm giving a thorough tonguejob at the same time, bringing on your first orgasm before he's even fully knotted. Now fully knotted in you, he turns, I help keep him inside as he turns ass-to-ass with you while still below you, never even having to take my mouth off of your pussy or his balls at any point. Whether you're into giving me a bj or not, I'm open to whatever you're into as long as I can devour your pussy, clit, our canine mate's furry balls, the root of his cock, his knot peeking out of your pussy and the occasional squirts of your mixed cum juices leaking and squirting me in the face. I'm a pleaser so I would get off on maximizing both your pleasure and bringing you to multiple orgasms as you remain knotted with our lover. I caress both of you while helping to reduce the pulling tension on your pussy (if you want) and assist in any other way for both your comfort and safety.

Afterwards I take a face-full and mouthfull of the massive geyser of cum drenching my face upon pullout. You turn around and we both fuck face to face, cum swapping between my mouth and yours, then letting the cum overflow out of our mouths as we take turns dipping his still-squirting cock and drenched furry balls into our cum-filled mouths, causing the cum to spill over.

We flip over for one last cum swap, me on top of you, fucking you as his cock dips into your mouth one last time causing the remaining cum to spill over your face. I lick the dog cum from your face as it overflows and lick his knot and balls as I fuck you faster. You swallow the remaining cum and with his cock still squirting between our faces I bring us both to our final orgasm of the night.

Finally, both of us simultaneously LICK our canine lover like dogs all over his entire body, lick each other, revelling in his scent and fur in our mouths that we happily consume, happy to have one more part of him inside of us, as he licks us, all of us exhausted but passionately making out together, muzzle and body licking, human-style kissing, nuzzling, caressing, before falling asleep together cuddling, with the AC on high, in one big, furry, sweaty pile.

Scenerio B:
Starts the same as above with kissing / licking. Reverse cowgirl position with me in your ass as you gets fucked and knotted missionary from our boy. After he pulls out, we stay in this position while we work on his dripping cock and balls. Same ending as above

Scenerio C:
Same beginning. Then you ride my face while our bitch rides my cock, both of you facing each other so that you can help stimulate her clit, let her lick your pussy if she wants, and share some girl-on-girl kissing/licking action. Our bitch lover and I now make out (licking her face, ears, neck, muzzle as she licks me, slowly and lovingly licking the top of her head (like a canine male mate would) as she licks my dripping cock and sweat from my body. Then same licky, smoochy ending with all of us as above. ?

You get the point. The paws-ibilities are endless!
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Your turn.


(edited for grammar and other minor corrections)

 

[Wolfspirit]

Anyone?

 

[Kattybaty]

I have never been on a date/romantic trip with my partner and I have been planning one out! I got a cabin and everything and hope to do my best to make it so exciting and loving.

 

[Wolfspirit]

I have never been on a date/romantic trip with my partner and I have been planning one out! I got a cabin and everything and hope to do my best to make it so exciting and loving.

Sounds like a dream date! I am actually looking forward to the same sort of thing with my canine partner whenever we meet, and maybe human too if I find the right one). Only I'm aiming for that being our home.

 

[BentoBox69]

Well im a little late, guess itll be more a new years resolution rather than a christmas wish lol

My goal is a canine lover of some kind. Since the loss of my fiancé over 2 years ago I've had little to no interest in most humans. There's a major part of me that doesn't feel human and so often I see nothing but the flaws of our race. Making it difficult to find potential mates.

On the other hand, a canine lover sounds quite appealing. Something new to explore and very likely bring joy back into my life. I believe that a dog could teach me how to be happy and help me move on from everything I have lost.

 

[elbowdeep]

I would love to knot my female when she is in heat. I know inflatable toys as an all in one dildo with knot. But, imagine a wearable with inflatable knot at the base of my dick. As I get ready to cum in her reach down and inflate my knot.

 

[Wolfspirit]

Well im a little late, guess itll be more a new years resolution rather than a christmas wish lol

My goal is a canine lover of some kind. Since the loss of my fiancé over 2 years ago I've had little to no interest in most humans. There's a major part of me that doesn't feel human and so often I see nothing but the flaws of our race. Making it difficult to find potential mates.

On the other hand, a canine lover sounds quite appealing. Something new to explore and very likely bring joy back into my life. I believe that a dog could teach me how to be happy and help me move on from everything I have lost.

That I think could be very healing for you. My condolences for your loss. I hope you find that special furry someone to love life with.

 

[Wolfspirit]

I would love to knot my female when she is in heat. I know inflatable toys as an all in one dildo with knot. But, imagine a wearable with inflatable knot at the base of my dick. As I get ready to cum in her reach down and inflate my knot.

I've thought of that a lot myself, I think this needs a separate thread. Many pawsibilities!

 

[Catepool]

Sleeping nude with a husky.

yeah its simple, and not super fancy, but ive never had a husky before, and thats def my dream breed for a partner. Plus sex is great and all, but just snuggling with a big ol furball while he kisses your face sounds amazing

 

[Wolfspirit]

Sleeping nude with a husky.

yeah its simple, and not super fancy, but ive never had a husky before, and thats def my dream breed for a partner. Plus sex is great and all, but just snuggling with a big ol furball while he kisses your face sounds amazing

Huskies, malamutes and wolfdogs are simply heavenly. They do need sufficient cooling though otherwise cuddling for long periods can be too much body heat for them resulting in them moving away (not always the aloofness factor). But yah although I obviously have my sexual fantasies, I'm more zooromantic than anything too. It's how I started out when I was young. Drop dead gorgeous male malamute next door. His kisses were otherworldly.

 

[Miss Bambi]

i would absolutely love to find a long-term partner who's either a zoo or supportive of the lifestyle!

i know i want a relationship with a human at some point (i want kids and a marriage.... corny i know!!!) but i couldn't pretend i'm not a zoo at any point in my life! it's definitely something i want and need.

 

[Wolfspirit]

Personally, I think kids are too risky to me to have around when they get into their preteen and teen years. They get smarter, they get nosey if they hear sounds. Basically turns a zoosexual into a prisoner in their own home if they want to avoid being discovered and unintentionally or intentionally outed by the kid. Because no matter what you tell them, they will blabber their mouth to anyone if they're younger and if they're older they'll still tell their most trusted friend at school their secret. Word eventually will make it to an adult who then calls the police. Dog gets taken away and murdered by animal control, the kids gets taken by CPS, name plastered on the news and YouTube, shit life from that point on. Not worth it to me!

Sorry to be a downer about it but sadly this sort of thing happens all the time.

Edit: I think I'll make a thread about this, I've seen other zoos express the same desire for a human family and I've always wondered how they think that would work

 

[Miss Bambi]

Personally, I think kids are too risky to me to have around when they get into their preteen and teen years. They get smarter, they get nosey if they hear sounds. Basically turns a zoosexual into a prisoner in their own home if they want to avoid being discovered and unintentionally or intentionally outed by the kid. Because no matter what you tell them, they will tell their most trusted friend at school their secret and word eventually will make it to an adult who then calls the police. Dog gets taken away and murdered by animal control, the kids gets taken by CPS, name plastered on the news and YouTube, shit life from that point on. Not worth it to me!

Sorry to be a downer about it but sadly this sort of thing happens all the time.

i know i know! i still have to think of that, but in any case having a supportive partner is my main goal!!

 

[Wolfspirit]

i know i know! i still have to think of that, but in any case having a supportive partner is my main goal!!

Yah definitely same here! I've come to the conclusion, for myself anyway, that my lady partner either needs to be fully zoo and we'd each need to have our own nonhuman partner or we'd need to have an open relationship for her sake (I don't need that) so she doesn't get jealous of how close I get romantically and sexually with my/our canine mate and I don't want for either of us to have to schedule time to have sex, for there to be intimacy restrictions or anything like that. I want someone who would share my view of "whatever happens, happens", with no expectations or stress. I've learned over the years in my own life and from reading about other zoo's relationship failures that jealousy seems to be one of the biggest reasons for zoo couples breaking up. If we're both primarily zooromantic zoos and we both want our 1-on-1 time with our nonhuman partners then any human stuff, whether 1-on-1, threesomes or foursomes or simply cuddling and watching a movie together is just icing on the !

 

[humperwumper]

I want to have all the normal things that a romantic, committed, loving relationship brings, and I want to have them with a woman who loves k9 sex in a beautiful, proud, joyful way. simple really!

 

[TheExperiencedOne]

Eventually, and it would probably be way on down the road when I finally get my life together and my I finally get my four legged loved ones everything they need so they're happy. I would love to possibly find someone; that would share the intimacy, especially maybe sandwiching whatever dog at the time in bed (Not a hard sandwich, you get what I mean lol), all naked and just cuddling, and enjoying the moment. And doing whatever comes to mind. Making out with the dog, while the human female partner please the female dog orally. Many things can happen.

 

[wolf_am_i]

i know i know! i still have to think of that, but in any case having a supportive partner is my main goal!!

as a son of a parent who has secrets, I would never ever tell anyone. not my best friend, no one. anything she tells me to keep a secret I absolutely would. even as a young child. call me a mama's boy, but I think wolfspirit is being pessimistic here. if you raise your kids right, and are trustworthy and fair to them in every way, even a younger child will understand when you tell them to do something, such as keeping a secret, that they must do it. of course, be cautious, but kids are smarter than we give them credit for

 

[Wolfspirit]

as a son of a parent who has secrets, I would never ever tell anyone. not my best friend, no one. anything she tells me to keep a secret I absolutely would. even as a young child. call me a mama's boy, but I think wolfspirit is being pessimistic here. if you raise your kids right, and are trustworthy and fair to them in every way, even a younger child will understand when you tell them to do something, such as keeping a secret, that they must do it. of course, be cautious, but kids are smarter than we give them credit for

It's not pessimism, I'm actually a very optimistic person. There are 3 huge problems with that assumption you have about kids in this kind of situation.

First, this isn't a simple embarrassing secret, this behavior is illegal in most parts of the world and widely considered animal abuse, unethical and so on.

Secondly, it's not just parents that raise a child it's their schools, teachers, friends and enemies irl and online, social media, entertainment they consume and so on. All of that will tell them something is off when they look it up or the information finds them. Just lookup the whole Covid-era "searchup Artofzoo" prank trend insanity and you'll see just how many little kids were exposed to hardcore zooporn and the chaotic online hate-war that ensued and is still going on today. So unless you're living with your child and mate in a secluded forest or island with no internet access ever and no contact with anyone who does for their entire life, then it's a bad idea.

Lastly, a child is more likely to slip up and mention something they see, or mimick themselves and then at some point seek out acceptance from a friend they trust. That's not pessimistic that's human nature especially with children trying to find where they belong in society. You can't expect them to live their developing lives detached from all of this. Children are not islands, they aren't robots.

You can't just say any child will be like you if raised similar to how you were raised. Remember, nothing will be the same because of elements of society and their lives, home environment, circumstances and on and on that will be out of your control. Every child in every family in every situation is different. That's just common sense reality. Thinking you can duplicate your child self is completely unrealistic if you really think about it logically. Or just ask any older parent who's already raised a few kids with expectations! Now you want to pile on illegal and "bad", "wrong" behavior of an adult who society is telling them they need to report so they can "get help" and stop doing those bad things, and especially in these days with what's happened online? You're expecting a child to just somehow sort out this massive shock and confusion of trying to understand what's right and wrong. You're literally setting a ticking timebomb for your entire family and life. Maybe you'll be lucky and it won't go off, but that's an enormous gamble and the odds are not in your and your nonhuman partner's favor.

 

[wolf_am_i]

It's not pessimism, I'm actually a very optimistic person. There are 3 huge problems with that assumption you have about kids in this kind of situation.

First, this isn't a simple embarrassing secret, this behavior is illegal in most parts of the world and widely considered animal abuse, unethical and so on.

Secondly, it's not just parents that raise a child it's their schools, teachers, friends and enemies irl and online, social media, entertainment they consume and so on. All of that will tell them something is off when they look it up or the information finds them. Just lookup the whole Covid-era "searchup Artofzoo" prank trend insanity and you'll see just how many little kids were exposed to hardcore zooporn and the chaotic online hate-war that ensued and is still going on today. So unless you're living with your child and mate in a secluded forest or island with no internet access ever and no contact with anyone who does for their entire life, then it's a bad idea.

Lastly, a child is more likely to slip up and mention something they see, or mimick themselves and then at some point seek out acceptance from a friend they trust. That's not pessimistic that's human nature especially with children trying to find where they belong in society. You can't expect them to live their developing lives detached from all of this. Children are not islands, they aren't robots.

You can't just say any child will be like you if raised similar to how you were raised. Remember, nothing will be the same because of elements of society and their lives, home environment, circumstances and on and on that will be out of your control. Every child in every family in every situation is different. That's just common sense reality. Thinking you can duplicate your child self is completely unrealistic if you really think about it logically. Or just ask any older parent who's already raised a few kids with expectations! Now you want to pile on illegal and "bad", "wrong" behavior of an adult who society is telling them they need to report so they can "get help" and stop doing those bad things, and especially in these days with what's happened online? You're expecting a child to just somehow sort out this massive shock and confusion of trying to understand what's right and wrong. You're literally setting a ticking timebomb for your entire family and life. Maybe you'll be lucky and it won't go off, but that's an enormous gamble and the odds are not in your and your nonhuman partner's favor.

idk I mean I agree, but I think saying its impossible to be an active zoophile and have kids and still maintain secrecy is just not true. Maybe its just me and the people I was raised around and am friends with now, but its just not that big of a deal in my perspective. My mom has told her friend about me being a zoophile and nothing happened. Could something have happened? Not really. There's no evidence I've done anything illegal (to be fair I haven't). Maybe she coulda tried to make an awareness post about me on facebook, but who would see that? No one lol. I'm still very careful and don't do anything relating to zoophilia with any personal account, have a vpn and all that, I know the risk of this kinda thing becoming known to the wrong person in my real life. But if someone's life goal is to have a dog partner, and also have kids, they shouldn't have to sacrifice one or the other.

All this is even IF the kid finds out, I think the utmost privacy should be maintained in this situation. I ALSO don't think it's that likely that they would find out, get a lock on your door or do it when the kids at school. Just keep it a private thing

 

[Wolfspirit]

idk I mean I agree, but I think saying its impossible to be an active zoophile and have kids and still maintain secrecy is just not true. Maybe its just me and the people I was raised around and am friends with now, but its just not that big of a deal in my perspective. My mom has told her friend about me being a zoophile and nothing happened. Could something have happened? Not really. There's no evidence I've done anything illegal (to be fair I haven't). Maybe she coulda tried to make an awareness post about me on facebook, but who would see that? No one lol. I'm still very careful and don't do anything relating to zoophilia with any personal account, have a vpn and all that, I know the risk of this kinda thing becoming known to the wrong person in my real life. But if someone's life goal is to have a dog partner, and also have kids, they shouldn't have to sacrifice one or the other.

All this is even IF the kid finds out, I think the utmost privacy should be maintained in this situation. I ALSO don't think it's that likely that they would find out, get a lock on your door or do it when the kids at school. Just keep it a private thing

I posted a piece of our convo (anonymously for you and @Miss Bambi to respect your privacy in case you don't want to respond on there) to get this very important conversation out of this closed group which suffers from zooville's group notification problem and into the general discussion area to get this conversation more momentum in the zoo community. So both of you feel free to join in over there:

Thread 'The dangers of having kids as a zoo'