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Pes is onto something here with this semen stuff...

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Can you imagine how anyone even *thought* of it? Surely one of the researchers must've sprayed his baby batter in someone's eye, got defensive about it that "it does your eyes good, honey" and set out to prove that it does!

2000 mice and 50 liters of pig jizz later, we have the definitive conclusion: if you get jizzed in the eye, it's gonna cure cancer, so say thanks, and present the other eye too!
 
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