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User gender verification

Some of you have guessed correctly. But some did not! :devilish:

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April Fools' Day or April Fool's Day (rarely called All Fools' Day is an annual custom in many Western countries on the 1st of April consisting of practical jokes, hoaxes, and pranks.

No user verification is coming to Zooville! We are not that insane.
We are not a dating site!
You can be fake here and we will literally not care as long as you do not steal from other people.
dogluver101 said:
Lying about your identity
You are allowed to be a fake woman or a fake man on the forum as long as you are not stealing content or someone else's real identity.
The forum is not a dating site and we do not and will not verify user identity. But people who choose to use the forum for dating anyway can call you out in the:

Fake User Awareness Thread

Hey guys, So I've had a couple responses to my ads in the meet up section now, that have been fakes looking to speak to me, get to know me / meet me for whatever reason, but it is not because they are genuine owners. They are blatantly fake. I've just had another contact me today who...
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Claiming stolen content as yours though will get you banned immediately. This includes taking photos of people from the internet and claiming it is you.
Do not use photos you have uploaded anywhere else. We will not verify it is you and it will be considered stolen.
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pes said:
Some of you have guessed correctly. But some did not! :devilish:

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April Fools' Day or April Fool's Day (rarely called All Fools' Day is an annual custom in many Western countries on the 1st of April consisting of practical jokes, hoaxes, and pranks.

No user verification is coming to Zooville!
We are not a dating site!
You can be fake here and we will literally not care as long as you do not steal from other people.
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Ahem. LOL. Ya got me. Clever girl.
 
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Yay I just read first sentences of this post and my first impression was: Yes, finally!
But few seconds later I realised that was April Fools yesterday 😅
Gender reveal/check is wild - crazy - insane but still I love this idea and I will always support every kind of gender verification.
 
Well, anyway, yesterday I sent my drivers license via snail mail for verification.

When you guys are done, please send it back, as I feel it will be difficult to explain it if cops pull me over until I get it back 😓

btw, please send stamps back!
(see if someone gets that reference 😁)
 
Miss_Rachel said:
Hmm, perhaps, if we are sending legitimate personal information to the admins and mods, will they all be sending us some form of assurance that they too are who and what they say they are? As for "Government ID", you may have noticed that not all of us live in the US, or, indeed, a country where such a thing is a requirement? If you think I shall be sending a copy of my driver's licence or passport, please, think again.

I do hope, as @allyfitz states, that this is an April Fool's Day spoof.
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umm......... just out of curiosity, could you perhaps list some of those countries which dont require identification cards ? and do those countries allow civilians to freely own firearms ?
 
this is pretty embarrassing to read given it's an april fools post
x51 said:
there are posts of me with my cock in my dog, and if you also add in the countless comments viciously disparaging dumbfucks and so fucking many antizoos with meth fueled tirades just dripping with venom and vitriol, its pretty obvious i am a guy, and a bit of a cunt to humans in general rather often , with well over half of my comments displaying my free flowing hostility and contempt directed at humans, particularly those who display egregious levels of mental and intellectual deficiency , so its should be readily apparent that i am also a zoo , more specifically zoo exclusive for many years , kinda a major contributing factor in my absolute unwillingness to tolerate the rampant dumbfuckery and bullshit from oh so many people, because i have absolutely zero interest in humans, and as such causing offense and publicly shaming humans is so far beyond not even the slightest concern to me whatsoever . honestly its a very freeing experience not having even the slightest concern about what the opinions are of other humans in regards to me, while so very many others today who stress over the potential of any little thing possibly offending some pussy ass snowflake


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Valkiria said:
Who do you want to kill? :LOL:
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well there is that little junkie that stole a bunch of stuff from my home while i was in the hospital last year when i lost my leg........
but currently hes being a good little bitch, well at least for now after he came over last week acting like he didnt rob me, seems he was too fucking stupid to notice all of the really openly placed security cameras placed outside my barn and house or the 10 inside the house .
but he was sure as fuck surprised when i beat the everliving shit out of him with my cane then choked him out till he pissed himself , it would appear that even with only one leg im still a force to be reckoned with.
i made that little shit unmistakably aware of the fact that it would mean less than nothing to me to kill him and bury his ass 10 feet under the cow manure pile with my excavator from when I had a bunch of cows. apparently kids today dont understand that you dont fuck with country folk, but after he took his beating and almost strangled to death i made him watch the security camera footage of him stealing my shit and he agreed that his entire tax return is going to be given to me as soon as he receives it and he is to get his worthless little junkie ass over here whenever I call him regardless of the time or weather and do whatever shitty bitch work i come up with to make restitution for being a thieving little junkie piece of shit and just generally pissing me off , otherwise .... well , he knows damn well what is going to happen to him, but being a weak ass little junkie theres probably a fair chance that i might accidentally work his worthless ass to death anyway since im fairly sure junkies ain't built for working like a country boy. but fuck it, if it happens, it happens , he'll still have that nice spot reserved just for him, right under that massive pile of cow shit, just where a piece of shit that robs someone who tried to help him get his life straightened out belongs.
seems kind of fitting in my opinion. but in the event that happens it might be a good idea to have an exit plan just incase the law decides to start sniffing around .
 
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