Oh Hey, ZV was updated. But quick news in here.

[Valkiria]

Few times today

 

[Bossmandad]

The pesky reptilians on the far side of the moon.

The reptilians are a species on the The Xindi Council and wants to destroy the human race so not surprised they have a moon base

Anyway, In DM's you can only edit for 5 mins I think then its permanent

 

[pes]

The reptilians are a species on the The Xindi Council and wants to destroy the human race so not surprised they have a moon base

Anyway, In DM's you can only edit for 5 mins I think then its permanent

Hmm, I was hoping reptilians would be fuckable. But no thank you.

 

[Daedalus]

+N on slow response times. But hey, don't kill the messenger. I'm not complaining, just helping y'all debug with field reports from the userbase.

Its also slow to autocomplete or populate things, eg. the emoji list, or when entering partial usernames in the search tool. Good thing "MashaSobaka" is tattooed on the back of my eyelids; I just type him out faster than the server can grind. But pretty much anything that takes a bunch of SQL queries will bog down, so my finger's pointing to something on the DB backend. Or a pid is exhausting its resource limits and hanging. Maybe the damn porn hounds are extra-horny this week; it is springtime after all. Could even be background noise from a more subtle, targeted DDoS attack again.

Whatever it is,

 

[MashaSobaka]

It is timed and how long it stays depends on your rank.

This used to be 150 comments. Sumpup has over 1500.


Orbán is to blame for the slow server ofc.

 

[pes]

Maybe it change with the update. Or the reptilians did it. Look at them, hideous! Fucking hideous! No furry worked on that project.

 

[Daedalus]

Fucking hideous! No furry worked on that project.

Naw. He ain't so bad. Long as he's got any kind of phallic dick in that slit, I'll still find a way to coax it out and suck it. I mean, hell, if I can get a brangus bull hard thru a sheath so flabby it looks like a zebu's dewlap, I bet I can work with whatever your monster reptile's got. Besides looks aren't everything, you know. Attitude and aggression makes up for a lot. Figure he's got plenty of that. In fact he looks like he's one step away from throwing me down and tossing me an especially viscous hard fuck. And I'm totally here for it.

But back to important business, yeah that sure would suck if we can't edit posts anymore, even after 150. That's like, the whole point of getting past that milestone. However, I went all the way back as far as it would let me (2021) and I still have the edit button. At least on the few I spotchecked.

What I don't have, is posts beyond 2021! And I joined 2019 not long after this place went live. So I guess... The Great Purge killed off my early contributions to the forum? Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Y'all, I can't give back what's been lost. I don't have backups. It's gone forever. Devastating loss. Sad. Bull pfp cry.

Everybody, bow your heads. A moment of silence, for Daedalus's lost early history here.

 

[nastypapi49]

Oh no, man. Someone's put a spell on you.
To break the spell, you have to go to the courtyard of the nearest church at midnight, wearing a white bath towel and rubber boots, facing west, and sing "Glory, glory, hallelujah" as loud as you can, five times.
After that, you must go home, wash yourself with holy water, and carefully read the forum rules, which can be found right here .

I thank you for guiding me in the correct path even though you added a lot of other rubbish words but I am still very pleased with your help cheers.

 

[Valkiria]

I thank you for guiding me in the correct path even though you added a lot of other rubbish words but I am still very pleased with your help cheers.

It seems you haven't read the rules carefully. Okay, enough joking around.

First thing first.
To send PMs, you must first have posted at least 20 times in the forum and have been a member for at least one month. Posts in the Fun & Games section and profile comments do not count.
Second.
Your profile picture is such that it wouldn’t be hard to recognize you in real life. If you insist on using a pic of yourself, I advise you to post one where your face isn’t visible. Or at least pixelate your eyes.
Third.
Be careful which posts you like. It’s happened more than once or twice or three times - someone posts something that warrants a ban, and the moderators ban not only the original poster but also everyone who liked it.

Seriously, read the rules if you plan to stick around here for a while.