Your list of things you tried, but swear to NEVER do again.

[WoofWoofRedRocket]

WTH

Yeah it's not fun

 

[WoofWoofRedRocket]

Then the solution should be obvious

Once and never again

 

[saddlebum66]

Ex-Wife
Ride Bulls
Swore off Broncs
Swim in springfed swimming pools, although Im told its hilarious to see me walk across the water on my fingertips
Rope a Barrel Racer- those gals will plumb wear a feller out.

 

[Adder]

Coriander/Cilantro, instantly ruins a dish.

 

[missadventure]

Human males