“What’s your name scumbag?!”
“Sir, Pvt Brown, sir!”
“Bullshit. From now on you’re Pvt Snowball. Do you like that name?”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Well there’s one thing you won’t like Pvt Snowball, is that they don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?”
“Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who’s the slimy little communist, shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out fuckin standing…. Imma PT you all until you fucking DIE! Imma PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk! Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!”
“Sir, no sir!”
“You little scumbag, you look like a fucking worm. I bet it was you!”
“Sir, no sir!”
“Sir, I said it sir!”
“Well… no shit? What have we got here a fucking comedian; Pvt Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
PUNCH
“You little scum bag. I got your name, I got your ass!! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet!”
Love that movie.