Why are you on Santa's naughty list this year?

[FloofyNewfie]

As the title states, what naughty or bad things did you do this year for 'ol Saint Nick to be leaving coal in your stockings in 2020.

Me, I let my Newfoundland like treat me like a living human dildo that she may use whenever she pleases. Santa doesn't appreciate man-whores like me! I've been a very bad boy!

 

[Dogger1940]

lol I go out almost every weekend with my friends dogs for “fun” runs ?

 

[KnottyBitch69]

I think everyone here has earned a place on his special "knotty" list. Instead of coal, let's hope he sends his reindeer to punish us. ?

 

[Renegadewa1]

I am so ready for this Christmas bullshit to be over!!

You can't tune in a decent program on the idiot box without one of the 500 million Christmas movies being aired for the billionth time!!

I am one of those old crotchety "get off my lawn" guys anyway and somehow Santa got wind of it but who cares??

He can stay his old ass off of my lawn as well and if one of his reindeer takes a dump on my lawn he'd better well have a scoop and a bag to clean it up!!

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

I've been good all year, except for that one time.

 

[ManGoatLove]

Santa's naughty list? I've been so bad I'm on Satan's naughty list.

 

[FireShire]

I had sex with a friend's mare when I was supposed to be just "grooming" her.

 

[420Fatty]

Well, I did kill that one hooker....

 

[FeralLovin']

For leaving lube and an explicit note for what his reindeer can do to me, but only leaving milk and cookies for the big guy.

 

[Lover of Centaurides]

I exist.

 

[Judas_Trying]

I been a good girl allll year!

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i demands ps5! K? Thanksssss

 

[saddlebum66]

Because I'm wanted in 37 States for putting jelly in peoples' Shoes

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Because I keep asking for one of his reindeer as a present ?