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Dumpster Diver
Yippee!!!
After the brain-dead checks and pointless waiting period (Somebody tell me, please, if you can, what gun violence is prevented by making someone who holds a concealed carry permit and walks into the gun shop with his carry weapon holstered on his belt wait for 10 days before taking possession of his new purchase?) that goes with a gun purchase, I just took possession of my nifty new Scary Black Rifle(TM) with a total of four "Piss off Pelosi" mags (all four of them hold 30 rounds! SCARY!!!!! and a "REALLY piss off Pelosi" 40-round mag! EXTRA Scary!!!! along with a 1000 round case of ammo for it. OH NOES!! He's got a thousand rounds of ammo for his Scary Black Rifle! He *MUST* be getting ready to go on a shooting spree!
Once this damned Corona panic passes, I WILL be going on a shooting spree - No paper or steel target at the local range will be safe! Buwahahahahahahahahah!
And just for the record, although I *LIKE* this new weapon - quite the spiffy unit, truth be told - it was mainly a "protest purchase" - Chances of my ever firing it anywhere besides at the range are slim. But since various politicians don't want me to have it, I decided that what they want doesn't mean shit, and I was gonna by god have it, and fuck 'em with a splintered fencepost if they don't like it.
So now, not only do I own firearms, I own ANOTHER firearm - and even better, it's one of the Scary Black Rifle types that causes wannabe-nanny politicians to make stains in their undies. BONUS!
After the brain-dead checks and pointless waiting period (Somebody tell me, please, if you can, what gun violence is prevented by making someone who holds a concealed carry permit and walks into the gun shop with his carry weapon holstered on his belt wait for 10 days before taking possession of his new purchase?) that goes with a gun purchase, I just took possession of my nifty new Scary Black Rifle(TM) with a total of four "Piss off Pelosi" mags (all four of them hold 30 rounds! SCARY!!!!! and a "REALLY piss off Pelosi" 40-round mag! EXTRA Scary!!!! along with a 1000 round case of ammo for it. OH NOES!! He's got a thousand rounds of ammo for his Scary Black Rifle! He *MUST* be getting ready to go on a shooting spree!
Once this damned Corona panic passes, I WILL be going on a shooting spree - No paper or steel target at the local range will be safe! Buwahahahahahahahahah!
And just for the record, although I *LIKE* this new weapon - quite the spiffy unit, truth be told - it was mainly a "protest purchase" - Chances of my ever firing it anywhere besides at the range are slim. But since various politicians don't want me to have it, I decided that what they want doesn't mean shit, and I was gonna by god have it, and fuck 'em with a splintered fencepost if they don't like it.
So now, not only do I own firearms, I own ANOTHER firearm - and even better, it's one of the Scary Black Rifle types that causes wannabe-nanny politicians to make stains in their undies. BONUS!