where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

Went to a drive-in XXX movie theatre (mid-1980's). At the time I had an old Jeep CJ-5 with a soft top. Any one that walked by could have seen what I was doing as the plastic windows was not tinted in any way. I crawled into the back seat removed my clothes an wacked off to the movie.
 
Its a toss up for me. My first goto place for it was in the saddle while riding. Since then I've found I can pretty much grind on anything. If nothing is available, grinding my thighs together can do the trick too, it just takes a while. I've done it almost everywhere, driving, parks, yards, in class, at work. Ive gotten very subtle with it.
 
Lol parked on the side of a windy road at night, had both doors open on one side of my car. Bounced against a dildo stuck to the back door while I hid from oncoming traffic behind the front. Thrilling
 
I have thought about doing that at a dog park too.. It is a bit more difficult for a female.. but hope the scent would bring a dog over to investigate
It has to be easier for a female! Nothing hanging out and giving the game away 😁
 
Well...... I've been parked in my car somewhere I thought was secluded at night and didn't realise it was a popular walking spot ..... just about to cum when I noticed people approaching my car

Done it at a friend's house and she almost Ed walked in one me... happened a couple of times

Closest I came to being caught was at my friend's mums house in front room when i thought people was asleep and her mum walked past front room to get a drink...... unsure if she saw but nothing been mentioned
 
At the time where the internet wasn't that accessible we had internet cafes that would provide pcs with internet. So there were a lot of people around and so I choose the corner booth so no one could see me. I turned on hentai porn and started masturbating. What I didn't see was that there was a camera just above my head watching it all. Needless to say I was kicked out and was told never to come back there lol
 
On a park bench during a busy tourist day.. short skirt, no panties..
Also on a commercial airplane flight while sitting next to a stranger.. laid a sweater over my lap as I fingered myself.. was hoping he would notice and help.. but alas I was on my own.. still came hard and tried to not moan too loud
That wasn't me then... i did help someone once.. she reciprocated and we went pur separate ways when the flight landed
 
1. Once on a flight.. Guess most people were asleep
2. In a large park.. in a lil copse.. almost got caught.. a lady and a dog.. the dog ended up sniffing and licking my cum off the grass!
 
Had sex with my girl on my desk at work once.
I was out in the truck with the dogs running some errands on a Saturday while I was on call and I got a call from one of the guys out of state that needed a part shipped to them ASAP. Since I knew the building would be empty I decided to take the dogs into the office with me.

I get there, let the dogs run around in my office area out in the warehouse while I took care of the part but I had to wait for the courier to show up which usually took an hour or so....well I got bored and cleared off my desk, pushed my monitors back and laid her down on top of the desk.

Had I been caught I'd have been in all kinds of shit but it was a Saturday, noone was there, no reason for anyone to be there and to get out to where I was you'd have had to have scanned your badge which sets off an alarm in the warehouse so I felt safe but still exhilarating.
 
In the bathroom of the local library and in the locker room of the public swimming pool when I was a teenager, fantasizing that and older woman would find me and join me
 
A few years ago i helped out a neighbor with cleaning out her daughters bedroom after she went to college.
I already admired the girls feet, and while working in her room i found a pair of her high heels. I immediately
jerked off sniffing and licking them while her mother could have gone upstairs suddenly the entire time.

Too bad i was not able to take those heels home with me.
 
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