where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

Mainly horny, but a bit turned on too. Being wet just helps when they insert the speculum though.
I myself would not want that job. Seeing all the fine women would be great and all but Seeing a woman 1 who is not attractive and 2 may have some sort of STD or something like Vaganosis yummy would scar me for life.
 
Good gods. If I were to put up my cock to stand judgement, I'd be right up in flames.

Attractive is not part of the equation, there! Quick, everywhere!
 
When i worked at a storage facility i was the custodian, Well it was part of my routine to get started with work, get ahead a bit, then pop my laptop out inside one of the units with the door wide open and id jerk off to all sorts of porn but was always ready as heck to whip up n zip and grab my mop like nothing happened when id hear the doors creek... Most of the time it was just a shifty old building that creeked but sometimes it was customers, or my boss lol.
 
I only clean with my own mop, and if a dog lets me borrow his mop im glad to provide quality service and a sanitary surface. But when it comes to the two leggers, I just dont have it in me to do any mopping. I hope you arent too diasspointed in my reply. I still love you though. Like an unclean brother loves another brother regardless of his level of tidyness.
 
I've masturbated in my car so much, I've done it in the bathrooms at work as well. I had an urge while on a run through a park too, so i found a hidden spot through the trees off the trail. When it hits sometimes you have to go for it!
Oh the car is a given especially in summertime
 
On the nude beach, in public restrooms at urinals, in the gym locker room naked, in the gym shower with the curtain open, in a million bathroom stalls in public, in my car while driving, in a convertible, in an elevator, in a stairwell, on a bus, in a crowded pool, the list goes on and on. The question should be for me, where have I not masturbated. Never got caught by anyone I didn’t want to catch me. The ones who do end up getting fucked 😈
 
It was my high school science class. We had a separate room with a window into the main classroom. I beat off a couple of time in there during class.
 
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