where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

[Lubbpupps]

Living room, under some covers with family around.

 

[Dorsay999]

So many places! Bosses desk, Admins desk, bathrooms, my office while on the phone...

 

[Schnute97]

Under the table during Latin class at the university

 

[Adam46uk]

Living room, under some covers with family around.

Love that

 

[jedro]

Living room, under some covers with family around.

Awesome.

 

[fistme39]

Work construction and used too Skype with a girlfriend right in my pickup.
Have done it many times while driving a started getting really risky when I was working in Cali. I started using dildos and plugs on my ass while driving in Bay Area traffic.
since I transferred back to Louisiana my only risky jerk was one night lying in bed beside my sleeping wife with the door open to the bathroom we share with our guest bedroom. As I’m pulling away my daughter walks into the guest bedroom and looks straight through the bathroom doors in my direction. I have no idea if she saw me bc I was uncovered and the only light on was from the tv. She grabbed a ph charger out the wall socket turned to walk out once again looking thru the bathroom doors as she did and walked out. I finished my business then got up and closed the door to the guest bedroom

I even filmed it and sent it to my boyfriend at the time. Lol

You don’t still have that vid do you lol

One time biked like a couple miles with a knot dildo in? Sorta risky?

That’s hot

Hmm, gonna have to say a few:

1. In the middle of a crowded classroom during a test. No one noticed, but I did tell my good friend right after and she looked at me both impressed and in disbelief.
2. On a golf course at night.
3. A workplace bathroom and my workplace office.

Funny enough, I think I've had sex in more risky places than I've masturbated. Kind of a turn on for me....

i agree I’ve had much riskier sex than self pleasuring

1-Came on my then GF's tits in the back of a car with 2 others sitting in the front.

2-Sisters bedroom

Like number 2

I stood outside my sisters window spying on her and her friend changing clothes and sprayed the wall with traffic driving by our house

That’s a great one

Y

In my university library while sitting at the study carrels. I think it was summer, so there weren't that many people around but there was some. I just kept rubbing myself through my shorts. When I felt I was about to cum, I pulled my dick out from my shorts leg and came in my hand. I didn't have any tissues with me so I had to inconspicuously slurp it up. Then I went to the bathroom to wash my hands.

yummmm

My daughters bed

That’s hot

Neighbors living room while I was "babysitting"

Bet you did that more than once

Early teens, my friend’s back yard, at night, as we spied on his sister while she showered (before, during, after.)

Love spying stories like this

Your friend masturbated to his sister also?

I hope he did that makes it naughtyer

Hmmm. probably self sucking in the back of a parked semi truck trailer, that had no doors. it was parked by the side of main street, and was about 10pm after I had finished my shift working at a local supermarket. I was 14

I miss my younger days when I could suck myself. belly to big and not nearly as flexible in my 40’s lol

I masturbated In my aunts room.she left a pair of her dirty panties on the floor , so I got them and went to town....she was a hot woman btw.

Nice

Ngl I do this regularly. Risky jerk offs are just more fun. Some of my usual places...
In my car-outside of work, and in shopping centers mostly.
In the bathroom at work.


And when I was younger I was even more ballsy. When I was like 14 i jerked off in the living room with my mom on the couch while I was in the recliner. I was under a blanket so not too obvious.

And at like 11 I was over at a friend's house. They were on the floor and I was dozing off on the couch. Started having...interesting dreams and woke up grinding into the cushions. I was so hard I couldn't stop and came in my pants with them like 5 ft away.

14 and 11 stories hot hot hot

 

[Sarah71]

Living room, under some covers with family around.

Lol oh yeah I did that growing up, thank god I was good at staying quiet

 

[hard1core1]

I was taking care of the neighbors dog and puppies while they were on holiday. Of course I snooped around their house and found the wife's panties, then her vibrators, and BINGO, their VHS porn tapes. They had several commercial porn tapes but one with their honeymoon from a few months prior. She was skinny, big tits, very out going, and worked around their yard in the littlest of clothing you can imagine. So, when on their honeymoon, she was in a very small bikini throughout most of the tape, until the bedroom action. He filmed her in a white nightgown where she stripped down to her bare ass and freshly shaved pussy. This was in the late 90's before everyone was hairless from the nose down, so I shot my young load all over their living room carpet. If I had not stopped the tape to save the rest for the next day, I could have blown a second load in a matter of minutes. She was smoking hot and doing things to that body that I hadn't imagined possible. So, for the next week, it was a cum fest in their living room. I'm sure my DNA has been long removed with that carpet by now. So, the neighbor's living room floor is my answer, and more than once.

 

[transboy1821]

My newest most risky spot was at the park. Just happened a few days ago. Was walking my dogs and stopped to sit for a while. Decided since it was empty I’d do it under the table. Now there is another park across the street from it where you can hike up a tall mountain and overlook the city. And the park I was in is visible from there. As was the spot I was sitting. So if anyone saw me, no cops showed. But it was hot to do it there!

 

[Rradams89]

When I was a lot younger, I would try to sit on a few of my parents male friends laps and get off by humping. Most of them just laughed it off or awkwardly moved me a few other times I succeeded in cumming.

 

[Knottytop88]

Cousins house in the bathroom while listening to his mom getting fucked LOUDLY in the next room. Her used panties were on the floor everywhere so I helped myself to her mature scent while I punched through with a Great climax orgasm

 

[ShowmetheSnow]

Rode a BD toy in an aisle at the supermarket during late hours. Plopped it up against a shelf and went to town ^~^

 

[northbound]

I think in a shared room in a youth hostel while a classmate was fucking a girl, who was in another class. We slept in bunk beds, and I woke up to mine shaking and creaking and hearing these muffled moans and deep breathing right above me. I had some experience with sexual acts but I was still a virgin at that point. I listened closely and jerked off to a massive orgasm.

 

[sjaaktabak]

The attic of my grandparents house while we where moving them with the whole family downstairs

 

[Knottytop88]

I miss my younger days when I could suck myself. belly to big and not nearly as flexible in my 40’s lol

I could actually suck the head of myself when I was younger

 

[Mia Pfoetchen]

In the bathroom at work, my co-workers actually made some remarks along the lines of "Rewarded yourself for a successfull day at work eh?" (quite embarrassing)

or

In my garden.

 

[Hunter777]

In gynecologist chair before my exam.

In gynecologist chair before my exam.

 

[DurhamDodge]

I will literally wank anywhere, the more dangerous the quicker I cum. Possibly the most dangerous was sat at my front door during the summer. I'm overlooked by plenty of houses so I'm guessing nobody saw because I didn't get arrested lol

 

[Wetterthbetter]

In gynecologist chair before my exam.

Hot, your doc definitely knew

 

[fistme39]

I could actually suck the head of myself when I was younger

Me too. I’d stroke myself to completion with my lips wrapped around the head of my shaft then swallow every drop. I can’t get mine in my mouth anymore but I’m sometimes lucky enough to find someone else willing to put theirs in my mouth. Mmmmm

 

[pageek]

Computer lab at college. I was in the back row and nobody else was there. I was having a hot chat with someone on Yahoo and I just had to whip it out and go for it. I came all over the floor, rubbed it into the carpet with my shoe, and left.

 

[pageek]

Me too. I’d stroke myself to completion with my lips wrapped around the head of my shaft then swallow every drop. I can’t get mine in my mouth anymore but I’m sometimes lucky enough to find someone else willing to put theirs in my mouth. Mmmmm

I could do this too! I actually forgot until just now!

 

[korloth]

In the backseat at night while my parent's drove

 

[wickrman]

I once jerked off on an underground train in London. Sat at the end of the carriage and had a newspaper open over my lap. I just jerked and came over the floor, then got up and left. There were a couple of people at the other end of the carriage and the train stopped once at a station while I was at it, but thankfully nobody got on!

 

[pageek]

I was on my way to class and it was a long 60-90 minute drive, depending on traffic. I was chatting with the friend from my previous post and she had me super excited, but had to go to bed. I couldn't get my boner to go away, so I pulled it out and jerked off while I was driving. I captured my load in my boxers, and I went straight to class without cleaning up because I was running late. I don't know if anyone could smell it or not, but it was fun to have that secret during my 3 hours night class.

Bonus short story... Back when Yahoo Messenger was still a thing, I'd install it on the computer I worked on in the computer lab and chat with dirty friends. Even though they were dirty friends, the conversations on this particular day were mostly pretty innocent until I noticed the girl next to me was definitely trying to read all of my conversations. So, I changed my font to bold and wrote "fuck, I'm so hard right now!!!!" She read it and chuckled under her breath. I looked at her and gave her a grin, and she laughed a bit more. Then class was over and we left. Not as fun of a story, but it was fun at the time

 

[Jarrell6569]

where was the riskiest place you have masturbated at but didnt get caught...friends house,public bathroom,etc.

I used to jerk off in my high school bathroom all the time

 

[fistme39]

I could do this too! I actually forgot until just now!

Those were the days weren’t they. A lot of times I’d use the handle of one of an assortment of different size screwdrivers I kept hidden in my room on my ass when I did it I’d come so hard then

In the backseat at night while my parent's drove

Hotttt

 

[Friskywhisky]

Lets see, in my parents bed next to my mom who was asleep when we were both sick. In high school chemistry class. In a church's youth group room. At a superbowl party where a girl who had a huge crush was sitting in my back as I laid under a blanket on my stomach. In my office with the door open. In the car going down the highway.

 

[hounddog01]

Lets see, in my parents bed next to my mom who was asleep when we were both sick. In high school chemistry class. In a church's youth group room. At a superbowl party where a girl who had a huge crush was sitting in my back as I laid under a blanket on my stomach. In my office with the door open. In the car going down the highway.

Did the mom ever catch you? Like were there no covers on you and you were spread bald eagle?

 

[fistme39]

Lets see, in my parents bed next to my mom who was asleep when we were both sick. In high school chemistry class. In a church's youth group room. At a superbowl party where a girl who had a huge crush was sitting in my back as I laid under a blanket on my stomach. In my office with the door open. In the car going down the highway.

Love the first one