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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

In Spain on holiday getting my back blown out by a Spanish dude I don't know and can't understand in a random alleyway. We couldn't understand eachother but when I flashed him he got the idea of what I wanted lmao
 
On a walking trail overlooking a carpark at a historic residence that's been converted to a museum. Outdoors and public is very hot, the risk of being spotted by cars and folk walking to/from the carpark was epic
 
Weirdest place? Not too weird, in a limo while driving a girl home from dropping off her bf after a prom. On a piece of driftwood on a beach. Nothing too weird.
 
Love outdoors at night, so many parks and lay bys. Love being arse up over a picnic table in the middle of a dark suburban park, especially when people are walking on the lit footpath totally unaware of what's happening 20 metres away.
A couple of stories
There is a cemetery on a main highway in Syney (Gore Hill for the locals) that heaves at night. One night I was arse up being fisted while about 5 metres away on the other side of the fence cars passed unable to see or know. I had met a regular there and he was deep inside when two other guys found us and joined in. Then someone walking on the footpath with his dog peered in and i reckon he saw the fisting orgy going on. I was fisting and being fisted and our eyes met. He gave a huge grin and did a 180, heading for the entrance. Short time later he is standing watching, his massived dog on a leash, as we all fisted each other. The other guys eventually left and he dropped his shorts and shoved his dick in my face. It was huge. I swallowed what I could and he leaned forward and brutally shoved a massive fist deep inside. He then yanked it out, pulled his dick out, walked his dog around behind me and gave a command: MOUNT! oH MY FUCKING CHRIST!! It was the start of a friendship that only ended when he died a couple of years ago. We used to take our dogs to parks and bush areas and have amazing outdoor sessions. We also liked nude beaches.
Another was in my 1960s rover in the late 80s (the front seats folded back to make a huge padded area). We were in the carpark at about midnight on the top of North Head - one of the huge headlands for Sydney Harbour. The views go 360 - out to sea to the east and back down the haround to the city to the west. There was a raging thunderstorm and she was on top riding me hard as the lightning flashed and the thunder clapped. We had a couple of raging orgasms each.
Got deeply knotted in the garage. I was home alone, and then a car came up the drive. SHIT! is it the parents? Knocks at the front door. The dog started barking and each time he barked his deeply knotted dick jumped and bounced around inside. I struggled to keep him on my back and keep from yelling out in both pain and pleasure. Eventually the car went and he pounded away until we both came. I think he got off on the danger too.
One am on a hot sydney night. We'd been to dinner and were horny. Went for a skinny dip at Camp Cove (a harbour beach with houses set back). We just looked at each other and I dropped to the sand on my back. Same girl. She leapt on board and rode me furiously, and screamed out when she came. Lights went on. We grabbed clothes and ran to the dark end of the beach - and there was another couple doing the same thing - it became a foursome I will never forget. The other girl was Nigerian. It was the beginning of my love for the feeling of African skin.
 
Pinned her against a tree in the bushes during the day at a public park while we were supposed to be walking the trail with our friends and my brothers, the best part was when we were doing that my brother apparently asked the crew where we were and his wife said that we were probably fucking in a bush somewhere 😂
 
I might go to hell, but in a church over the alter........full on buggery with the bishop while being watched by a vicar who also had a turn. Always been what I fantasise over now, other than my zoo adventures.
 
NeverBeenKnotted23 said:
I might go to hell, but in a church over the alter........full on buggery with the bishop while being watched by a vicar who also had a turn. Always been what I fantasise over now, other than my zoo adventures.
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Sometimes you can just read people, after talking to them for a while... We were at a dinner event with a priest from some local church or diocese I don't recall, It was not specifically a church event, he just attended it, still dressed officially, I'm not really a religious person, but we got to talking about cars, and a few other subjects, some banter, and jokes, as he ended up sitting next to me at the table. We, as in like five of us in that area of the table, had been talking about WWF, like i said this was years ago before WWE was a thing, and somehow we ended up comparing the women wrestlers, as most of us present were guys...

I kinda noticed he seemed to know who we were talking about even though he wasn't saying a lot, more less just nodding, laughing politely, and a tidbit here or there, but i didn't get a drop of confusion from his face, and as we were all talking about big scenes and events we had witnessed watching it, i actually asked him if he remembered when Chyna had jumped on someone and burst one of her implants, and he got red, and smiled and said he actually had, and thought it was pretty funny, and that she should have known better than to do that.... Dude the looks on the faces of the other guys around me was epic, in disbelief i had asked a fricking priest that, and he had actually answered it that way.

One of them actually pulled me aside after we ate and asked me why i thought it was ok to talk to a priest like that, and i told him, well obviously it was ok because he knew all about it, so he must have been watching it too.

Im sure im leaving details out, but yea, that IS a true story....
 
CrossedDestiny said:
Sometimes you can just read people, after talking to them for a while... We were at a dinner event with a priest from some local church or diocese I don't recall, It was not specifically a church event, he just attended it, still dressed officially, I'm not really a religious person, but we got to talking about cars, and a few other subjects, some banter, and jokes, as he ended up sitting next to me at the table. We, as in like five of us in that area of the table, had been talking about WWF, like i said this was years ago before WWE was a thing, and somehow we ended up comparing the women wrestlers, as most of us present were guys...

I kinda noticed he seemed to know who we were talking about even though he wasn't saying a lot, more less just nodding, laughing politely, and a tidbit here or there, but i didn't get a drop of confusion from his face, and as we were all talking about big scenes and events we had witnessed watching it, i actually asked him if he remembered when Chyna had jumped on someone and burst one of her implants, and he got red, and smiled and said he actually had, and thought it was pretty funny, and that she should have known better than to do that.... Dude the looks on the faces of the other guys around me was epic, in disbelief i had asked a fricking priest that, and he had actually answered it that way.

One of them actually pulled me aside after we ate and asked me why i thought it was ok to talk to a priest like that, and i told him, well obviously it was ok because he knew all about it, so he must have been watching it too.

Im sure im leaving details out, but yea, that IS a true story....
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They are just human after all.......
 
I have all kinds of hidden places in my town. I use to take friends and dates to many of them. But lately theybe just for myself. Quiet little gems that are away from people.

One of my most memorable places I'd did a lot of fucking was on the roof of a movie theater. It was very old and had no cameras so I would go up the fire escape ladder around the side which led to the roof. Never saw anyone up there since not many would go there.

The roof access door handle was broken and held by a chain. Not being secured well you can just un-loop it and walk right in, join a movie for free. Id take dates there all the time. And we sometimes fuck in the seats, in the stairwell and on the roof since there was a overhang that shielded you up there. It was always fun

Eventually it was torn down and so that place was lost. But another place not far is an off-the-trail in the woods kinda place inside of a 7ft drain pipe. Massive place that people don't know about. Ive taken friends there and would cum on the graffiti a lot. I'm sort of an urban Explorer lol
 
I would have to go with a cemetery... young, dumb and in love. It was a private place we could escape to...
Also making the list would be in the pitch black of a cave, and on the side of a river in broad daylight during a floating trip..
 
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