What's the worst pickup line you've used that actually worked??

[AngryGoose]

Told someone that "there will only be 8 planets by the end of the night" when they looked at me confused and i said "because I'm going to destroy Uranus"... To this day I still dunno why that worked ?

 

[nynjtransplant]

Used a trick I came up with on the spur of the moment to cure hicups… the geatitude was real.

 

[xXSINNERXx]

A straight forward “Let’s go fuck over there?”

 

[K9Evangelist]

It really doesn't matter what you say other than "fuck off" if the girl is interested in you. She just needs an excuse to talk to you. And "fuck off" may even work depending on her interest.

 

[MrsShemon]

"I'm so drunk right now"

 

[saddlebum66]

Only one I ever tried...."Marry me?", worked....unfortunately.

 

[Zooprepper51]

Psspsspsspss

 

[MongrelGal]

The guy actually quoted an intro line of a rap song that’s purposely cheesy, I spotted it so proceeded with the next line so we ended up making out quoting a line at a time, by the end of the song we were wild at it hahaha

From my end, this super hot guy having lunch behind me on a terrace. As he was leaving had a waiter give him a little paper saying “can’t stand the idea of not meeting you… call me”. Screwed him real bad that same night ???

With a very drunk Australian quoted the Bloodhound Gang: “would you f*** me for blow?” Ahahah it worked right away ?

 

[MongrelGal]

Ok heard this one in a movie yesterday so not irl, but thought of this thread right away:

“Excuse me, miss. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your arse?”

It is so terribly awful I laughed for a solid 20mn… if very drunk and the guy is cute, could’ve earned him at least a drink ??

 

[Bossmandad]

Ok heard this one in a movie yesterday so not irl, but thought of this thread right away:

“Excuse me, miss. My dick just died. Can I bury it in your arse?”

It is so terribly awful I laughed for a solid 20mn… if very drunk and the guy is cute, could’ve earned him at least a drink ??

And after the drink, would it have lead to helping him bury his dick ?

 

[MongrelGal]

And after the drink, would it have lead to helping him bury his dick ?

Or try and revive it who knows ???

 

[Bossmandad]

Or try and revive it who knows ???

That would work as well

 

[kyle_62]

That dress is beautiful, the only thing that would make it look better is to see it crumpled up next to my bed

 

[CreampieQueen4You]

I usually just take off all my clothes and then announce “I’m naked” or “my clothes fell off” and then i get into the bed seems to get my pussy eaten and creampied