CritterFunatic
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Imaginary species apart, most animals I adore (rodents, rabbits, cats) would rather be on the opposite end of the threat in this hypothetical scenario. Luckily I don't need to have sex with them to enjoy their appeal, so they're entirely safe. Even the deadly ones like big cats wouldn't necessarily be anatomically compatible enough and, of course, would still be deadly. And dolphins might drown someone, maybe not out of maliciousness, but accidentally. But there doesn't need to be a malicious intent for such an encounter going south.
So the best option (for all parties) would be for me to take care of the needs of the smaller ones without trying to get certain bodyparts of mine involved in the process. Luckily I'm totally fine with that, because I'm really not big on penetrative sex in real life anyways and love to use my hands instead, so I would be entirely satisfied to let a smaller creature hump my hands.
But if we are talking fantasy and allow for fictional beings, I'd also include dragons, which, again, might cause a lot of issues, even if friendly. They either may be to large to reach certain parts unless they lay down, or they might accidentally crush someone while trying to get comfortable. But if dragons were real and this would be an option, I might risk it, at least once (because there would be the unfortunate possibility I wouldn't get a second chance)...
So the best option (for all parties) would be for me to take care of the needs of the smaller ones without trying to get certain bodyparts of mine involved in the process. Luckily I'm totally fine with that, because I'm really not big on penetrative sex in real life anyways and love to use my hands instead, so I would be entirely satisfied to let a smaller creature hump my hands.
But if we are talking fantasy and allow for fictional beings, I'd also include dragons, which, again, might cause a lot of issues, even if friendly. They either may be to large to reach certain parts unless they lay down, or they might accidentally crush someone while trying to get comfortable. But if dragons were real and this would be an option, I might risk it, at least once (because there would be the unfortunate possibility I wouldn't get a second chance)...