Donald Trump and Angela Merkel were playing the 18th when the Don shanked a ball into her ample arse which ended with a slap and spank for the Don as Merks spat the dummy and stormed off to the 19th for a show and tell to all
The book was on the NY Times bestseller list for well over a year. This surprised no one in the literary world as Tiger Woods had revealed in the build-up to the release of his autobiography that the real reason he had crashed his SUV through the barricades and catapulted himself into a ditch like a crazed drug fuelled maniac was he had spotted his ex Black Beauty being mounted by some wee runt in a field....
Gigi watched the drama played out on the TELEVISION as the DEADLY SYSTEM of Horse - Girl sex porn/love was examined with scorn and attack by the Peta Documentary in front of congress.
I went to the circus to get myself an elephant-ear pastry, even though I had to put up with the beastly array of annoying clowns, and the cornucopia of awful puns they were selling.
I needed to change my diaper after I was in total awe of the celestial object in the sky; which also attracted many others and in a way became a new mecca.
The new college Trustee Amal hung the Banner across the house hoping to garner a better profile with the students. Too bad he wasn’t English as a first language as it read “Anal Hooker Needs You!”
She looked out over the dusty pioneer plains as the heard of Buffalo headed to Saskatoon beside the young girl some four months from birthing. Her Cheat of a son was tied over the fence rail as the boars grunted for who first. She handed the swab of sow Dip to the girl “Helps the Boar find the hole honey. Coat his Ass and Mouth good. Then come in for vittles we gots baby to grow.”
Jasmina unlocked the door, her Key stuck. The line at this TropicalService passport office was line and the man behind pressed forward rubbing his hard crotch on her backside. She rolled her eyes.