Use the 3 words from previous poster in a sentence

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel were playing the 18th when the Don shanked a ball into her ample arse which ended with a slap and spank for the Don as Merks spat the dummy and stormed off to the 19th for a show and tell to all

Tiger
Crash
SUV
 
The book was on the NY Times bestseller list for well over a year. This surprised no one in the literary world as Tiger Woods had revealed in the build-up to the release of his autobiography that the real reason he had crashed his SUV through the barricades and catapulted himself into a ditch like a crazed drug fuelled maniac was he had spotted his ex Black Beauty being mounted by some wee runt in a field....


Insatiable
Salacious
Smurf
 
Smurfs suffer from Smallness Guilt hence their salacious ways on a never ending insatiable drive to find tallness

Giant
Easter Island
Nostril
 
Gigi watched the drama played out on the TELEVISION as the DEADLY SYSTEM of Horse - Girl sex porn/love was examined with scorn and attack by the Peta Documentary in front of congress.

Salacious
Shame
Egypt
 
It seemed ineffable how deft the fashion designer was at creating such high-couture fashions.

Inexpensive
Picayune
Acidic
 
Churchill Winery has the market cornered on inexpensive, acidic picayune imitation wine, but then their vinegar is damn good.

tattoo
brass-band
Impaled
 
As the ship Serenity lost power entering the atmosphere, the pilot blurted and improper epithet to god.

beastly
Cornucopia
elephant-ear
 
I went to the circus to get myself an elephant-ear pastry, even though I had to put up with the beastly array of annoying clowns, and the cornucopia of awful puns they were selling.

Ash
Verdict
Effort
 
I needed to change my diaper after I was in total awe of the celestial object in the sky; which also attracted many others and in a way became a new mecca.

Trustee
Profile
Banner
 
The new college Trustee Amal hung the Banner across the house hoping to garner a better profile with the students. Too bad he wasn’t English as a first language as it read “Anal Hooker Needs You!”

Buffalo
Sailor
Saskatoon
 
Being a sailor, Bob wasn't used to being on the great plains, so he hopped on a buffalo and rode to Saskatoon.

Pioneer
Cheat
Dip
 
She looked out over the dusty pioneer plains as the heard of Buffalo headed to Saskatoon beside the young girl some four months from birthing. Her Cheat of a son was tied over the fence rail as the boars grunted for who first. She handed the swab of sow Dip to the girl “Helps the Boar find the hole honey. Coat his Ass and Mouth good. Then come in for vittles we gots baby to grow.”

Hubble
Whoredom
Rebellion
 
While the fans were dressed up in their usual cosplay, they did a variety of dances, including but not limited to belly dances and tango.

Cemetery
Vessel
Tread
 
Passing by the diner next to the mystic shop, I rejected the fortune teller's mysticism because I preferred to be treated by a colonproctologist.

tropical
service
key
 
Jasmina unlocked the door, her Key stuck. The line at this Tropical Service passport office was line and the man behind pressed forward rubbing his hard crotch on her backside. She rolled her eyes.

sickle
whiskey
drum
 
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