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Well....her mama was skinny, but she wasn't by any stretch. Cuter than frawg hair, and twice as fine, in every way that counts. That Chile could cook too.
Her daddy was a Swamp bo'. Spoke french til they hawgtied him and put shoes on the boy. Mama was a nutcake from the wheatfields up in Alberta. Claimed Rock n Roll was Devil music, and beat my girl for listenin'....but her cousin made records in Awlins in the day. Ol' mama was a red hot mess. Daddy'd been better off with a female loucaroo....tho now I think on it some, given a certain lil round girl's abilities in certain departments, maybe that ol coonass DID find him a loucaroo and she was a changelin'. Damn, I miss that girl....til the day I die.

Edison, NJ
 
Sounds like an unreleased Jerry Reed song :LOL:

Seriously though... we have lots of coon asses here, and they are truly unique people. Great food, great culture, and great people (in general, at least). My grandma was a coon ass, and as my mom put it, "They either love ya or hate ya... ain't no in between.


Fargo, ND
 
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