The weirdest place to be mounted and knotted is:

[simijane]

Balcony in your own apartament

 

[Estafantom]

I would say the toilet when guests are at home

 

[dartel]

On the wing of a plane as it's being taxied to the runway for take off would be quite weird, but I'm sure there's weirder.

 

[pes]

Underwater.

 

[suzyk9]

At a funeral home?

 

[Goattobeloved]

On the back of a giant sea turtle as she is laying eggs on the shore would be weird.

If David Attenborough was there recording a documentary, then it would become *quite* weird for everyone.

 

[Goattobeloved]

Underwater.

Yeah, A good Old Salty sea dog. Arrrr!

 

[EmmaBitch]

Inside a Camping house in walmart

 

[DexDaPhonkFarmer]

At a funeral home?

That's fuckin weird but um pretty fuckin metal?

 

[pervbagel12]

A church

 

[DexDaPhonkFarmer]

A church

Now that turns me on I like the idea of fuckin in churches as a fuck you for the brainwashing the church does

 

[Jackj93]

Inside a Camping house in walmart

Wow that's something! So risky and lovely naughty

 

[Wronguser]

At zoo?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Your mom's house.

lol

 

[ishtardurrant]

Your friend’s house. Their dog comes in the room when you’re sleeping and decides to lick you.

 

[BossCambull76]

At a funeral home?

I have done this

 

[DexDaPhonkFarmer]

Oh I never said my weirdest place! Friends bar after closing, her and I were just cleaning when my dog got excited for us lol

 

[suzyk9]

I have done this

Was it weird?

 

[ZooDonna]

My yard before I realized there was a now repaired hole in my fence.

 

[Mia_Velvetpaw]

at a big family event...

 

[Jmmp2803]

Weidest place for me was the bathroom with people in the next room but I'm sure there are weirder

 

[Mia_Velvetpaw]

oh, i might misunderstood the question o.o
i never got mount & knot at a big family event. it would just be a "weird" thing to happen to me xD

 

[k9_junkie]

Weidest place for me was the bathroom with people in the next room but I'm sure there are weirder

How did you explain missing for 30 minutes and having a goofy smile

 

[suzyk9]

Mcdonald's parking lot..

New meaning to Big Mac

 

[pervbagel12]

New meaning to Big Mac

Big Mac with a doggie twist

 

[lovzooggirls45]

Mcdonald's parking lot..

Did you get a happy meal?

 

[Jmmp2803]

How did you explain missing for 30 minutes and having a goofy smile

Well it wasn’t my party exactly so I wasn’t expected to play host lol

 

[k9_junkie]

What about the goofy "I just got fucked" look. How did you pass that off ?

 

[TammCa]

at a dog show

 

[vixiewants]

in your shed lol